atw: Re: OT: Men / women.
- From: "Matilda Reich" <matildar@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <austechwriter@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sun, 1 Aug 2004 23:28:45 +1000
Thanks Bruce, I thought it was priceless. What's good for the gander is good
for the goose [guffaw]. Showed it to the husband who said "very wise." :-))
----- Original Message -----
From: bja <bashley@xxxxxxxxxxx>
To: Austechwriter (E-mail) <austechwriter@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Friday, July 30, 2004 4:40 PM
Subject: atw: OT: Men / women.
> Alright, since it's Friday, I'm going to help everyone (mainly the men
> :))exit the week on a happier note so here's something a friend sent to me
> that gave me a chuckle and made me mumble to myself ... if only.
>
> Enjoy.
>
> Bruce Ashley
>
>
> Men! Women? I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men & women
> differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars
thing.
> I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with
their
> heart. I have never figured out why the sexual desire gene gets thrown
into
> a state of turmoil, when it hears the words "I do."
> FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed.
> Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel
> like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!"
> So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to
> hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough
> for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
>
> She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for
who
> I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing
was
> going to happen that night I went to sleep.
>
> The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
> her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
> unnamed dept. store. I walked around with her while she tried on several
> different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so
I
> told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her
new
> clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went on to the
> jewellery dept. where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me
tell
> you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a
> shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a
> tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I
> threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost
> nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with
> excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go
> to the cashier". I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No
> honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her
jaw
> dropped with a baffled WHAT??!!"
> I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for awhile.
> You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to
> satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
> And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added,
"Why
> can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
> Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.
>
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