[adeel420] Re: Question to do with freelists
- From: "Sean Randall" <Shwatscoff@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <adeel420@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sun, 17 Nov 2002 10:19:18 -0000
rofl you spend some time doing shit, shaq.
I thought I was bad eating my garlick cookies, they expired in july.
----- Original Message -----
From: "Mohammed Shaqeel" <mshaqeel@xxxxxxxxxxx>
To: <adeel420@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Sunday, November 17, 2002 2:40 AM
Subject: [adeel420] Re: Question to do with freelists
>
> roflrofl man k man they can get me if they want. man I
> found this interesting article on the nett. look at
> the end there's someone callded randle that comes in
> it.
>
> True History Of The Net
> [Key Players and Terms identified at end]
>
> First there was God. He was quite lonely so he created
> Dennis.
>
> Dennis was unimpressed with God.
>
> So,... God created Brian.
>
> But, Brian got bored with God.
>
> So Brian and Dennis started playing, and they created
> C. God saw C, and saw that it was good. So he decided
> to let Brian and Dennis play some more.
>
> Then Brian and Dennis created Unix. God saw Unix, and
> he was jealous. So he created Bill to torment Brian
> and Dennis and obscure their creation (for God
> could not destroy Unix, for he secretly admired its
> perfection).
>
> So Bill created Microsoft. And Microsoft created
> Windows. And God saw that it was bad, but it had
> market share, so he was happy. Then Bill got cocky,
> and
> his ego got bigger than God's. So to knock Bill down a
> couple of pegs, God put into effect, a wondrous plan.
>
> First God created Tim. And Tim created the World Wide
> Web (using Unix, of course). This was good, but not
> THAT good. So God created Marc. Marc created Mosaic
> (using Unix, of course). Mosaic created a huge feeding
> frenzy that has cost a lot of people who are reading
> this their jobs.
>
> But that's a different story. Mosaic was good, and God
> saw it was good, so he allowed Marc to start Netscape.
> Back to this later.
>
> But all this time Brian and Dennis started to make
> something better than Unix called Plan 9 (because God
> was successful in foiling Brian and Dennis' previous
> seven plans [there was no Plan 8 because Brian and
> Dennis pulled the wool over God's eyes and just jumped
> to Plan 9, which was too bright a move for even
> God to figure out.] )
>
> Eventually, God figured out how to create Larry.
>
> No one knows how or why he created Larry, except
> perhaps to reduce productivity at the Jet Propulsion
> Labs at NASA. [Rumors are that God created Larry
> because
> he secretly liked what Dennis and Brian had done with
> C, but didn't think C and Unix was enough -- this
> probably isn't true because God believed he had
> destroyed Brian and Dennis' plans by destroying Plans
> 1-7, and by creating Microsoft to slay their beloved
> Unix.
>
> Anyhow, Larry created Perl (using Unix and C, of
> course), and God saw it was good, so he made Randal.
> Larry and Randal wrote books about Perl. And everyone
> saw that this was good, except snobs who were too much
> into C, Windows, and Intel.
>
> One day God and the angels were discussing all this,
> and in walks an Intel lawyer. God asked him, "Where
> have you been?" and the lawyer said, "Cruising
> the Net". God thought he would cut the Intel lawyer
> down a peg, so he said, "You must have seen my
> faithful servant, Randal. What do you think? Books,
> courses, free advice on the news group, the guy never
> stops." But Intel's lawyer said to God, "Big deal,
> what with all the money from royalties, consulting,
> courses, etc., no wonder he's such a boy scout. Take
> it away, and he'll give up, curse you and stop telling
> bad jokes."
>
> This was too much for God. "No way!", he said. "Go
> take all Randal has, but let him keep teaching courses
> as long as he tells those great jokes. I love
> his jokes." (Randal's jokes are a big hit with God and
> all the angels. On earth folks think they're bad. In
> Heaven they say you had to be there.) So the
> Intel lawyer had the Oregon D.A. take every penny
> Randal makes that isn't necessary to keep him teaching
> courses. And that is why Randal tells bad jokes
> as if his life depended on it.
>
> The Intel lawyer told the D.A. and everyone else that
> the reason Randal was being punished was because he
> sinned against God by breaking into Intel. And
> many repeat the story told by the Intel lawyer even
> unto this day.
>
> Anyhow, back to Randal. So Randal and Larry wrote
> books, but they had to be nice because of the people
> they worked for. So then came Tom. But back to Tom
> later.
>
> Anyhow, God saw Netscape (made using Unix and C, of
> course), and he saw it was good, and that annoyed Bill
> quite a bit. And that made Him very happy, and
> made Marc very rich. But Bill was already very very
> rich. But that's a completely different story.
>
> But as good as Larry's creation, Perl, was, it
> couldn't do everything, so God created Scott. Scott
> announced Java, and this was big news. Now Java really
> pissed Bill off, because Bill also created Blackbird,
> and Java killed Blackbird. This was bad because
> killing Blackbird also meant killing the Microsoft
> Network. And many rejoiced over that, but that, too is
> another story.
>
> Now Java, obviously had done much to annoy Bill. For
> Java was so good that Bill had to license Java. All
> this time, Scott poked lots of fun at Bill because
> Sun, which was where Scott worked, made a better OS,
> derived -- of course -- from Unix, which was better
> than Bill's and Microsoft's Windows.
>
> Anyhow, even God's creations Steve and Steve who
> created Apple couldn't make Bill license the much
> superior MacOS. But finally, Bill had to license Java.
> So justice was served, and Bill's ego was served him
> on a platter for him to eat his words. Or something.
> That part is unclear.
>
> So by this time Windows and Microsoft and Bill in
> general really sucked. Especially considering the
> advantages that Brian and Dennis' C and Unix, running
> Marc's Netscape and Mosaic over Tim's World Wide Web,
> doing cool CGI stuff with Larry's Perl, which you
> learned from Randal and Tom, and got to program
> with Scott's Java.
>
> And God realized he had put Bill down too far. So then
> God made it so that Marc's Netscape and Mosaic could
> run on Windows. We already know that Bill had
> to license Java from Scott. We know that Bill missed
> the boat for not beating Tim to the punch on the World
> Wide Web. The last straw was for God to make
> it possible for Larry's Perl to run on Bill's Windows.
>
> So back to Tom. Tom was a Perl God. And God didn't
> like this, but Tom's a God so there isn't much God
> could do, so He couldn't stop Tom from saying things
> like "install an operating system on your poor lonely
> computer the way God and Dennis intended", and
> "Espousing the eponymous /cgi-bin/perl.exe?FMH.pl
> execution model is like reading a suicide note - three
> days too late."
>
> The moral to the story? God is fickle. That's why
> Microsoft and Bill and Windows exists. Do what God
> intended, install C, Unix, Mosaic/Netscape, Java, and
> Perl on your system, and make Brian, Dennis, Larry,
> Tim, Tom, Randal, Scott, and even Steve and Steve, I'm
> sure, happy by doing so.
>
> Oh yeah, Linus was cool too. He's the guy you thank
> for being able to run all the cool stuff on your
> crappy little Pee Cee. (anything with x86 on it, by
> default, is crappy, no PERSONAL flames intended)
>
> Glossary (courtesy, Dr. Priest, CITS):
>
> Brian and Dennis -- of Kernighan and Ritchie Fame for
> developing the "C" language at Bell laboratories. "The
> C Programming Language" The "bible" for C programmers.
>
> "C" -- came after "A" and "B" -- perhaps the most
> flexible and extensible language for programming
>
> Bill -- Bill Gates (who else?)
>
> Tim -- CERN's Tim Berners-Lee, inventor of HTML and
> the web
>
> Marc -- Marc Andraesson, developer of the graphical
> browser at NCSA -- Mosaic, founder of Netscape
>
> Larry -- Larry Wall, Associate with O'Reilly and
> Associates (previously Unisys and Seagate)
>
> Randal -- Randal Schwartz "Eclectic Tradesman and
> Entrepreneur", Stonehenge Consulting Services,
> previously, Tektronix, ServioLogic, Sequent
>
> Larry and Randal -- Authors of "Programming Perl, 1st
> edition"
>
> Perl -- "Practical Extraction and Report Language"
> sometimes referred to as "Pathologically Eclectic
> Rubbish Lister"
>
> Tom -- Tom Christiansen, Free-lance consultant,
> previously with Convex
>
> Larry, Randal, and Tom -- Authors of "Programming
> Perl, 2nd Edition"
>
> CGI -- "Common Gateway Interface", used for making web
> pages interactive
>
> Scott -- Scott McNealy, CEO of Sun Microsystems
>
> Java -- locally run code on a PC, received, usually,
> from a web site
>
> Steve and Steve -- Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak,
> co-founders of Apple Computer. Jobs went on to found
> NeXT, which created NeXTstep, an object-oriented
> Operating
> System for various platforms. NeXT was later acquired
> by Apple Computer. What's next? "The Woz" went on to
> do other amazing and often legendary things.
>
> k, chow,
> Licenced To Chill
>
> --- Sean Randall
> <Shwatscoff@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >
> > man you insulting me here?
> > You may have just been saying whatever crap popped
> > into your head like you
> > always do, but I detected the faintest hint,
> > tanjable taste of perhaps a
> > teeny weeny little insult?
> > bad boy!
> > Now the F B i, C I A, and s.h.hwat have to
> > investigate you, mohamed.
> > be ware, idiots are coming!
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > ---has been deleted---
> > ---so suck my pop2 account---
> > ---and the next time you say I can't count i'll
> > blow---
> > ---blow your friggin head off---
> >
> >
>
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>
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