[witchesofsm] FWD: Slogans (Adult only)
- From: la_luna@xxxxxxxxxxx
- To: "Witches of Solstice Moon" <witchesofsm@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: 08 Jun 2002 20:25:20 -0500
> > In Pharmacology, all drugs have generic
names...Tylenol is
> acetaminophen,
> > Advil is ibuprofen, and so on. The FDA is
looking for a generic name
> > for Viagra and announced that they have settled
on Mycoxafailin.
> > Other names considered were Mycoxafloppin,
Mydixadrupin,
> > Mycoxnoworkin, and Mydixarizen. The top ten
slogans being considered
> > by Viagra for their latest advertising campaign
are...
> > 10. Viagra...It's "Whaazzzzz Up!"
> > 9. Viagra...The quicker pecker upper.
> > 8. Viagra...Like a rock!
> > 7. Viagra...When it absolutely, positively has
to be there tonight.
> > 6. Viagra...Be all that you can be.
> > 5. Viagra...Reach out and touch someone.
> > 4. Viagra...Strong enough for a man but made for
a woman!
> > 3. Viagra...Tastes great! More filling!
> > 2. Viagra...We bring good things to life!
> > And the number one slogan being considered by
Viagra...
> > 1. This is your penis... This is your penis on
drugs.
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