<USS Banshee> Re: HELP!!!!

  • From: ElRiovtrIdrys@xxxxxxx
  • To: ussbanshee@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Tue, 24 Jun 2003 21:30:59 EDT

In a message dated 6/24/2003 8:45:58 PM Eastern Daylight Time, 
EnsnSaraCrusher@xxxxxxx writes:
Miss you Chip!! 

    OK, you ARE coming to my office for an appointment, Doctor ... forging 
the Captain's nickname as your singnature, are we now, eh? I think you need to 
lie down on this couch and have a nice, long talk with me about suppressed 
feelings and the like. Besides, my sister the Ambassador wouldn't stand for it 
unless I snagged some patient in the meantime. Why, we've all heard cases of 
CMO's certifying CO's unfit for command ... but a CMO referring to herself as 
CO? My, my, my, that could be construed as MUTINY ... and you DON'T want on 
your record, now, dearie, DO you!?

    Unless you're a closet masochist, that is, in which case you've opened up 
a king-size can of worms.

    See you at the Counselor's office, and that's an order.

    Ensign Jansug Idrys 
    Ship's Counselor, USS Banshee
    Captain Rhiannon Morrigan, Commanding Officer
    Celestial Prime Alliance

P.S. Trust me, things could be worse ... your CO COULD be Enarrain t'Descai 
of the RES Raptor, in which case you'd definitely be spaced out the nearest 
airlock, while she'd cannibalize me for breakfast.

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