<USS Banshee> Merry Christmas

  • From: EnsnSaraCrusher@xxxxxxx
  • To: ussbanshee@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Wed, 24 Dec 2003 18:11:35 EST

Merry Christmas Banshee!! Well, here it is.. My annual play on a Christmas 
favorite. This time it features to parodies. The first is Banshee related and 
the second is just trek.. So enjoy and I hope you all have a wonderful holiday! 

Happy Holidays!
~Sara AKA the other Rhi


Josh got run over by a reindeer 

Coming home from 3Foward Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as 
Santa But as for me and Cyanah we believe 

He'd been drinking to much synthahol And we begged him not to go But he 
forgot his Hypospray And staggered out the door toward the turbo lift 

When we found him Christmas morning At the scene of the attack There were 
hoof prints on decking And "Merry Christmas" stamped on his back 

Josh got run over by a reindeer Coming home from 3forward Christmas Eve You 
can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Cyanah we believe 

Now we're all so proud of Telsia, She's been taking it so well She's over 
there watching Jansug and TNal, Drinking shots and playing cards with Commander 
Andros

It isn’t Christmas without Josh All the crew is dressed in black And we just 
can't help but wonder Should we open up his gifts or send them back 

Joe> Send them back! 

Josh got run over by a reindeer Coming home from 3forward Christmas Eve You 
can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Cyanah we believe 

Now the Turkey is on the table And the cake made by Samantha (yummy) And the 
Gold and Silver candles That would have just have matched the combadge on 
Josh’
s shirt 

I've warned all the Crew and Civilians Better watch out for yourselves They 
should really give an award To the dude who drives a sleigh and plays with 
elves 

Josh got run over by a reindeer Coming home from 3forward Christmas Eve You 
can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Cyanah we believe 

Morri> Sing it Joe! ::zap::

Joe> ::deep voice:: Merry Christmas

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Wesley got run over by a reindeer

Coming home from 10Foward Christmas Eve You can say there's no such
thing as Santa But as for me and Deanna we believe

He'd been drinking to much synthahol And we begged him not to go (well they 
were not me) But he forgot his Hypospray And staggered out the door toward the 
turbo lift

When we found him Christmas morning At the scene of the attack There were
hoof prints on the deck And "Wesley is an ass" stamped on his back

Wesley got run over by a reindeer Coming home from 10forward Christmas
Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Deanna we
believe

Now we're all so proud of Beverly She's been taking it so well She's over
there in watching Riker play tombone, Drinking Tea (Earl Grey) and playing 
cards with
Captain Picard

It's a better Christmas without Wesley All the crew is dressed in red And we
just can't help but wonder Should we open up his gifts or send them back 
Send them back!

Wesley got run over by a reindeer Coming home from 10forward Christmas
Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Deanna we
believe

Now the Turkey is on the table And the cake made by Guinan (yummy) And the
Gold and Silver candles That would have just have matched the combadge on
Wesley's shirt

I've warned all the Crew and Civilians Better watch out for yourselves They
should really give an award To the dude who drives a sleigh and plays with
elves

Wesley got run over by a reindeer Coming home from 10forward Christmas
Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Deanna we
believe

Wesley got run over by a reindeer Coming home from 10forward Christmas
Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Deanna we
believe

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