HAHAHAHA...I liked all of these so much, I couldn't even pick a favorite! LOL Thanks! D In a message dated 12/19/2003 3:51:13 AM Eastern Standard Time, avbsantos@xxxxxxxxxxxx writes: I received this from my friend Susan. armando 8) New Medications For Women DAMMITOL Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to haedes for up to 8 hours. St. MOM'S WORT Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours. EMPTYNESTROGEN Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out. PEPTOBIMBO Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups, swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting skills. DUMEROL When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low I.Q. causing enjoyment of Country Western music. FLIPITOR Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers. MENICILLIN Potent antibiotic for women. Increases resistance to such lines as, "You make me want to be a better person ...Can we get naked now?" BUYAGRA Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency and duration of spending spree. Extra Strength BUY-ONE-ALL When combined with Buyagra, can cause an indiscriminate buying frenzy so severe the victim may even come home with a Donnie Osmond CD or a book by Dr. Laura. JACKASSPIRIN Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary or phone number. ANTI-TALKSIDENT A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers. SEXCEDRIN More effective than Excedrin in treating the, "Not now, dear, I have a headache," syndrome. RAGAMET When administered to a husband or boyfriend, provides the same irritation as ragging on him all weekend, saving the woman the time and trouble of doing it herself.