Q. How many Database engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, its a Citrix problem. Q. How many App developers does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, its a Citrix problem. Q. How many Network engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, its a Citrix problem. Q. How many times do I have to apologize to my missus for being late for dinner? A. None, its a Citrix problem. "Don't blame it on the sunshine..... Don't blame it on the moonlight, Don't blame it on the good times.....just blame it on the Citrix.... doo doo de doo doo sha la...do do do do de doo doo" Brianos :o) -----Original Message----- From: Timothy Mangan [mailto:tmangan@xxxxxxxxxxxx] Sent: 04 September 2003 17:48 To: thin@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [THIN] Re: win2k, iis and nfuse servers -----Original Message----- From: thin-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:thin-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Brian Lilley Sent: Thursday, September 04, 2003 10:43 AM To: 'thin@xxxxxxxxxxxxx' Subject: [THIN] win2k, iis and nfuse servers ... C)why is the sky blue? A: IBM got the patent first. ******************************************************** This Week's Sponsor: ThinPrint http://www.thinprint.com ********************************************************** Useful Thin Client Computing Links are available at: http://thethin.net/links.cfm For Archives, to Unsubscribe, Subscribe or set Digest or Vacation mode use the below link: http://thethin.net/citrixlist.cfm _____________________________________________________________________ This message has been checked for all known viruses on behalf of Vivista by MessageLabs. http://www.messagelabs.com or Email: mailsweeper.info@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Vivista formerly Securicor Information Systems for further information http://www.vivista.co.uk ********************************************************************** The information contained in this e-mail message is intended only for the individuals named above. If you are not the intended recipient, you should be aware that any dissemination, distribution, forwarding or other duplication of this communication is strictly prohibited. The views expressed in this e-mail are those of the individual author and not necessarily those of Vivista Limited. Prior to taking any action based upon this e-mail message you should seek appropriate confirmation of its authenticity. If you have received this e-mail in error, please immediately notify the sender by using the e-mail reply facility. ********************************************************************** _____________________________________________________________________ This message has been checked for all known viruses on behalf of Vivista by MessageLabs. http://www.messagelabs.com or Email: mailsweeper.info@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Vivista formerly Securicor Information Systems for further information http://www.vivista.co.uk ******************************************************** This Week's Sponsor: ThinPrint http://www.thinprint.com ********************************************************** Useful Thin Client Computing Links are available at: http://thethin.net/links.cfm For Archives, to Unsubscribe, Subscribe or set Digest or Vacation mode use the below link: http://thethin.net/citrixlist.cfm