[THIN] Wed. Humor

  • From: Kyle Hutson <hutsonk@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: thin@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Wed, 12 Feb 2003 09:31:03 -0600

I had to change the subject line - if I left it as the original "URGENT 
RESPONSE", most of you would have probably deleted it, as I almost did.

>Dear sir and/or madame,
>Salutations, I am GRIMHELM WORMTONGUE, The son of late Counsellor
>Grima Wormtongue of the Kingdom of Rohan.
>My father was Chief Counsellor [equivalent to Prime Minister] to
>late lamented king Theoden of Rohan. In his position my father
>altogether legally and correctly acquired significant assets
>throughout Rohan in order to protect the Kingdom from enemy
>forces within and without.
>In the course of lamentable events succeeding, my father was
>illegally deprived of office and expelled from the Kingdom.  
>Before this he had with foresight already entirely legally
>deposited the sum of M.500,000,000,000 in gold with the Bank of
>Gondor (Minas Tirith).
>While in exile in the north he was assaulted and murdered by a
>band of northern pigmies.  His family was obliged to seek refuge
>in northern Dunland among some of our sympathisers.
>My father left to me all documents necessary to retrieve the sum
>of gold aforesaid from the Bank of Gondor (Minas Tirith).
>However, in the current political circumstances my solicitor
>believes it unwise for me to attempt to make the trip from
>Dunland to Minas Tirith, and has recommended that I seek a
>trustworthy foreign business partner into whose account this
>money could be tranferred.  This appears to
>be the best option as we are unable to open an account in
>Therefore we are seeking your trustworthy assistance and
>You will provide information about your account that will enable
>a deposit to be made in your name.  I will contact the Bank of
>Gondor (Minas Tirith) and inform them that the money is to be
>placed into your account.  Upon completion of the transaction
>your share of the proceeds will be 15% net following deduction of
>all transfer fees, that is M. 75,000,000,000.  If the transaction
>goes well we also look forward to maintaining you as a profitable
>business partner for future ventures.
>It goes without saying that I can expect your complete confidence
>and secrecy in keeping this matter under wraps prefatory to
>Please reach me at my email address: mbrandybuck@xxxxxxxxxxxx
>Thank you and ERU bless.

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