• From: "Nail, Larry" <lnail@xxxxxx>
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  • Date: Fri, 21 Mar 2003 10:18:53 -0600

One day, this guy, who has been stranded all alone on a desert island for
ten years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon.  It's certainly not a ship,
he thinks to himself. And as the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to
rule out the possibility of a small boat, then even a raft. Suddenly,
emerging from the surf comes this drop-dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a
wet suit and scuba gear. 

She approaches the stunned guy and asks, "How long has it been since you've
had a cigarette?" 

"Ten years." he says. She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her
left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights
it, takes a long drag, and says, "Man, oh man, is that ever great!" 

She then asks him, "How long has it been since you've had a sip of bourbon?"

Trembling, he replies, "Ten years!" She reaches over, unzips her waterproof
pocket on her right sleeve, pulls out a flask, and gives it to him. He opens
the flask,takes a long swig, and says, "Wow, that's absolutely fantastic!" 

Then she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of
her wet suit, looks at him seductively, and asks, "And how long has it been
since you've played around?" 

With tears in his eyes, the guy replies, "Oh sweet Jesus, don't tell me
you've got golf clubs in there!"
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