[thebigjewel] Your Horoscope - January 25, 2006

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Welcome to The Big Jewel, where knowledge of your future is as close as
this page you're reading. This week newcomer Matt Wilson takes an idea at
least as old as the Babylonians -- the funny horoscope -- and turns it on
its little twelve-pointed head:

"Your Horoscope"

By Matt Wilson

ARIES (March 21-April 20) -- Be careful not to let your impulses get the
best of you this year. Make an effort to deliberate consciously about
decisions both at work and at home. A Libra in your life will help keep
you sane. Late in the year, you will be incinerated when a gigantic
asteroid collides with the Earth...

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