[thebigjewel] Words of Wisdom - November 26, 2008

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  • Date: Wed, 26 Nov 2008 21:15:14 -0700 (MST)

Welcome to The Big Jewel, where a word to the wise is always a fool's
errand. This week please put your hands together for Mark Peters, whose
first piece for us is so full of wisdom it almost hurts:

Words of Wisdom

By Mark Peters

If you cannot command yourself, you cannot command an army of killer robots.

Men argue; female polar bears act.

A painting of cheap scotch does not satisfy hunger.

It's not polite to talk with a full mouth or a face like the back of a bus.

If you live fearing poultry yards, then you do not live...

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