Tsk Of The D'Urbervilles By Kurt Luchs In the bright, grassy Midlands of England rises the slightly fictional county of Wesson -- a dark ink spot of tragedy among the happily blank pages that surround it. The air is heavier there, oppressive with the sense of eternal sadness and inescapable gloom. The sun does not shine on Wesson, for it has been banned by municipal decree. Neither flowers nor any other living things will bloom there, and the plowmen who homeward plod their weary way raise only Druidic stones from their cursed ash-gray fields. These stones their bony wives bake into a rough black bread very good for the soul but very bad for the teeth. Even this hard fare is thought too kingly by some of the sterner natives, who would rather suck an ice cube than eat a pagan meal. The inhabitants of Wesson know it is no use. They have given up. For the full article please visit: http://www.thebigjewel.com --- To subscribe/unsubscribe from this email, please type a series of numbers into a calculator which, when turned upside-down, for a humorous word. Mail a picture of your word to us with your request. (Color photographs not accepted.)