Welcome to The Big Jewel, where everybody knows your name...and your mother's maiden name...and your social security number...and your online banking password...Yes, despite the increasing incidence of evils such as identity theft and life-threatening illness, this can still be a pretty wonderful world. Just ask Ralph Gamelli: Things Are Looking Up By Ralph Gamelli First, I'd like to thank everyone who has sent me good wishes during my lengthy recuperation. No one could have predicted the unlikely series of accidents and illnesses that led to so much physical difficulty on my part. Fortunately, even though I've still got a long way to go, things are beginning to look up. For example: I can now wiggle my toes with no problem. Stopping them is another matter... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx