[thebigjewel] The Six-Month Benihana Job Evaluation - August 29, 2007

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Welcome to The Big Jewel, the most magical web site on God's green earth.
Magical as we are, we are not half as magical as the Mindfreak himself,
master illusionist Criss Angel. But then anyone who has dated Paris
Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears must have something special up
his sleeve. It's all in the wand, folks:

The Six-Month Benihana Job Evaluation of Mindfreak's Criss Angel

By Wayne Gladstone & Eric Feezell

Date: March 14, 1993

Appearance: At the time of Mr. Angel's retention, it was explained that
while Benihana hires employees of varied races, our customers have certain
expectations regarding their chef's appearance. To this end, many of our
Latino and Filipino employees have successfully affected an "air of
Japanese" through a combination of training, demeanor, and attire. Mr.
Angel claimed creating such an illusion would be "wicked easy" because he
had been "schooled by an ancient Oriental mystic"...

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