Welcome to The Big Jewel, where we take drugs pretty seriously. No, wait, that didn't come out right. Put your pistol back in its holster, officer! We didn't mean it! We must have been high! And so was Eric Feezell when he wrote this: "The Office of National Drug Control Policy Steps It Up" By Eric Feezell From the Desk of John P. Walters To: President George W. Bush Re: Holy War on Drugs? Dear Mr. President: Over three decades have passed since President Richard Nixon declared drugs "America's public enemy number one," and that declaration still holds true, if we don't count as relevant Osama Bin Laden, which, completely off the record, I understand we really haven't been doing lately, anyway... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com/ To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx