[thebigjewel] The Liddy Memos -- A Kindle Excerpt - July 22, 2009

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Welcome to The Big Jewel, the most powerful investigative journalism
organization in the world. We're so powerful, we were even able to obtain
some secret internal memos from the failed insurance company AIG -- you
know, the one "too big to fail" but not too big to bail out with your tax
dollars. Like any good modern journalist, first-time Big Jewel writer
Sharon Riley did not let the complete fictitiousness and nonexistence of
these memos stand in the way of exposing them:

The Liddy Memos -- A Kindle Excerpt

By Sharon Riley

June 3, 2009 ?- Everything's for sale at AIG. The New York Post reports
that credit-default-swap seller AIG may have signed a contract to sell its
New York headquarters for $100 million and has already sold off its office
building in New Jersey for an undisclosed amount. The Post also reports
that the company is demanding reimbursement of donations, including the
quarter of a million dollars the corporation's charitable endowment paid
out to Citymeals-on-Wheels. AIG executives have been spotted in the
hallways of rent-controlled buildings wrestling containers of Jell-O and
mushy peas from the gnarled hands of elderly shut-ins, and seen later
reselling the trays at Bryant Park food kiosks...

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