[thebigjewel] Redshirt Academy - April 5, 2006

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  • Date: Wed, 5 Apr 2006 06:08:18 -0600 (MDT)

Welcome to The Big Jewel, where there are many captains but only one Kirk.
While we're on the subject, when was the last time you saw a truly funny
piece of Star Trek humor -- we mean, one that didn't come out of a blooper
reel? Well, set your phaser to "hilarious" because Mike Richardson-Bryan
has finally done it:

Redshirt Academy

By Mike Richardson-Bryan

Okay, cadets, welcome back to the Starfleet Security Specialist Workshop.
In Module I, we studied basic drill, chain of command, and tricorder
etiquette. In Module II, you'll learn how to recognize common dangers and
how to deal with them. Assisting me this session will be Ensign Kenner.
He's the fellow in the back with the large-bore phaser rifle and the
nervous tic. Are you ready back there, Ensign? Is it set to you-know-what?
Then we're ready to begin...

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