[thebigjewel] Re My Death Notice - October 25, 2006
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Welcome to The Big Jewel, where we laugh in the face of death -- as long
as it's someone else's death. Luckily for us, it IS someone else's death:
Ross Murray's, to be precise:
"Re My Death Notice"
By Ross Murray
Dear loved ones:
Enclosed is a photograph of myself that I would like you to use in the
event of my death. And I do mean "death" and not "passing" or any other
euphemism. If anyone refers to my "passing," I want you to punch them hard
in the stomach, even if it's at the funeral home. Especially if it's at
the funeral home...
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