Welcome to The Big Jewel, where the only connection we miss is our tenuous connection with reality. We don't have much to say about our piece this week, a twisted tale told in an even more twisted form by Greg Boose. It can -- and only it can -- speak for itself: My Friday, As Retold By The Scrolling "Missed Connections" Headlines On Chicago's Craigslist.com By Greg Boose Friday 5/11/07 so so so sorry you spilled yr coffee when I opened the door. I hope your day gets better. ? w4m ? 24 (Southport Starbucks) you were the hot blonde in a yellow top standing next to the guy with coffee all over his shirt. We made eye contact several times and laughed about him. I would love to meet up with you somewhere where that guy isn't! Ha! ? m4w ? 31 (Brownline)... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx