[thebigjewel] My Farewell Address To The City Council - November 9, 2005

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"My Farewell Address To The City Council"

By Raleigh Drennon

Honorable ladies and gentlemen, fellow members of the City Council, it is
with a mixture of joy, sadness and sedation that I make my final address
to you as mayor of Milkweed, Kansas. There is something to be said for
seeing a project through to the end, but it's also a blessing to know when
it's time to move on. Of course, few of us enjoy the convenience of having
a massive recall campaign draw our attention to this fact. So, in light of
our past history, I deeply appreciate the opportunity to offer these
closing words -- some would say "defense" -- and I would raise my hand in
salute to you, were it not for the handcuffs attached to the leg

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