Hark! The Big Jewel! This is the final week in our special series called "Kurt Luchs Parodies the Late, Great Humorists of Our Time." Last week it was Erma Bombeck. This week it's Woody Allen. "But," you may protest, "Erma Bombeck was not great, and Woody Allen is not late!" To which we say, "A pox upon you! Go away!" But first, read on... Muzak Of The Spheres (With No Apologies To Woody Allen) by Kurt Luchs Let me say at the outset of my treatise that I am interested only in the ultimate questions: Is there a God? Did He create the universe, or did He buy it ready-made from one of the better mail-order houses? How do we know what we know, and if we don't know, how can we fake it? What is morality, and why do all the girls I meet seem to have it?... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com/ To subscribe or unsubscribe from this email list please email list@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx with your request.