Welcome to The Big Jewel, where 1.3 billion Chinese people can't be wrong. Actually, we hear there's one guy in Shanghai who's very wrong, but he hardly throws the whole equation off, does he? Anyway, this week's piece is a comic poem about a would-be Chinaman who's very right -- one might even say, super-right. Strap on your cape (as red as that little red book by Mao) and prepare to meet Christopher Jones, strange visitor from another planet who came to Earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men: "I Wish I Were A Chinese Superman" By Christopher Jones I wish I were a Chinese Superman, I'd put on a red velvet jumpsuit with black gauntlets and a cape, grow a big Fu Manchu moustache and I'd save the whole world, just for you... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com/ To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx