* Big Jewel veteran Ernst Albrecht is back in the game with this latest work. Give 'er a read, and then check out www.thetrailertrash.com, a new humor Web site by Big Jewel writer J. Pinkerton. Have a great week, and thanks for reading! I, Darius, Dropped A Nut Here By Ernst Albrecht Much has been made of Columbus? first voyage across the Atlantic. Yet Christopher Columbus was not the first greaseball from the Old World to drop socks in the New. Also, there?s the little known matter of cannibalism aboard his ships, which has never been adequately addressed. The code of silence was breached only once by Vasco de Sectomy, ship?s cook, nicknamed the Crisco Kid, who wrote that the several crewmen he prepared were beyond help and tasted like old laying hens. His request for a junior officer was rebuked. However, his recipe for ?long pig? remains closely guarded under lock and key in the Library of Seville. No one except Pope Kasmir the Omnivorous has seen it, though a very determined Betty Crocker was turned away in tears several years ago. But truly, at this point I?d rather cut my own heart out with a broken bottle than breathe one more word about Columbus. For the full article please visit: http://www.thebigjewel.com/idarius/ -- To subscribe/unsubscribe from this list please email list@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx with your name, email address, and the exact circumference of your head.