[thebigjewel] 27 Consecutive Items From The Mayor's Task List - November 21, 2007

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Welcome to The Big Jewel, the home of fine governance. Being the mayor of
a small yet bustling American city carries with it certain
responsibilities -- such as keeping one's Outlook task list up to date.
Just ask Dan Shea:

27 Consecutive Items from the Outlook Task List of Peter Fallman, Mayor of
Addleton

By Dan Shea

Jan 21: Must place thank-you call to Sheriff Brown for kind intro at
inauguration.
Jan 23: Secretary?s name is Ahn-DRAY-ah, not AN-dree-ah!
Jan 30: Must have word with Andrea re: telephone etiquette. Also,
apologize to Sheriff Brown re: rudeness of Andrea.
Feb 7: New secretary?s name is Paul.
Feb 21: Call City Attorney Ramirez re: Andrea?s frivolous civil suit. Does
she have grounds to claim Clerical Squatters? Rights? Do those even
exist?!...

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