A few years back a local shop went out on a service call because the TV does not work. After getting to the customers home and checking a couple of things he realized there is no power in the receptacle & tells the customer there is no electricity in this receptacle & she says they cut off my lights yesterday because I did not pay my bill !!!! Bob's Eelctronics & TV Service Maurice, LA ----- Original Message ----- From: Doug Keller <dek@xxxxxxxxxx> To: <techassist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Sent: Saturday, June 15, 2002 2:21 PM Subject: [TechAssist] Re: Nutty customers > > Just ask them why they brought it to you if they knew what was wrong with it. > They could have just bought the parts and fixed it themselves! > Doug > > Jerry Mossburg wrote: > > > The one I like more than "must be a bad switch" is "the picture tube must be > > bad because all I have is a horizontal line." > > Jerry Mossburg > > Mossburg Repair Center > > 114 N 16th St > > Bethany, MO 64424 > > 660-425-4400 > > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: "johnnie hoggatt" <jhoggatt@xxxxxxxx> > > To: <techassist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> > > Sent: Wednesday, June 12, 2002 1:35 PM > > Subject: [TechAssist] Re: Nutty customers > > > > > > > > Long ago [in the 50's] we had a complaint of a snowey picture on ch # 6 > > an > > > Indianapolis station > > > 90 miles away, my boss went out and got the customer setting in front of > > the > > > tv,started the tv in a slow vert roll, told him when the picture got good > > > then stopped the roll-- He was satisfied > > > Johnnie Hoggatt > > > 617-19 Marshall > > > MARSHALL IL 62441 > > > 217-826 5122 > > > fax on request same number > > > jhoggatt@xxxxxxxx > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > > From: "Jim Myers" <jr.myers@xxxxxxxxxxx> > > > To: <techassist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> > > > Sent: Saturday, June 15, 2002 7:43 AM > > > Subject: [TechAssist] Re: Nutty customers > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My favorite was the little old lady who wanted me to come and fix her tv > > > > because the President was making a speech on EVERY channel, this was > > back > > > > when all we had was three local air channels. > > > > Then there was the one who wanted me to go wipe off the satellite to get > > > rid > > > > of the snow on her tv! > > > > Jim Myers > > > > Telrad Electronic Services Co. > > > > Fort Wayne, IN 46815 > > > > jr.myers@xxxxxxxxxxx > > > > 260-432-4486 Fax and Voice > > > > Fax is always on > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > > > From: "Perry Hill Electronics Service" <phes1@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> > > > > To: <techassist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> > > > > Sent: Saturday, June 15, 2002 11:21 AM > > > > Subject: [TechAssist] Re: Nutty customers > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Phil B., I get "just has a bad switch" two or three times a week. Your > > > > analogy to the car is great! I can use that one. > > > > > > > > > > > > Mark Wentowski > > > > Perry Hill Electronics Service > > > > 3836 Harrison Rd > > > > Montgomery, AL 36109 > > > > Voice: (334) 279-5622 > > > > Fax: (334) 273-9050 > > > > Email: phes1@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > > > From: Phil Bader <philbad@xxxxxxxxxx> > > > > To: <techassist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> > > > > Sent: Saturday, June 15, 2002 5:29 AM > > > > Subject: [TechAssist] Re: Nutty customers > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My "jewell" said "problem is definately in the power button,because > > > > when > > > > > I push it, nothing happens".I find using everyday examples work.The > > > > dead > > > > > car with bad engine."Must be the key,because when I turn it, nothing > > > > > happens..." We must play the role of educators, psychologists,and > > > > > diplomats as well as techs. But sometimes...sometimes... ya just wanta > > > > > SMMMMack them.How'd they EVER figure out how to have kids??_Phil > > > > Bader, > > > > > Jan-Phyl TV;-) > > > > > > > > > > "Phillip R. Hull" wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > I have a good one for you. They picked this zenith prog. TV > > > > (Hitachi) The > > > > > > problem was picture strobing on hockey games on Fox sports channel > > > > and he > > > > > > had taped it to prove the problem. Well I had to inform the > > > > customer that > > > > > > the VCR recorded off the cable directly and has nothing to do with > > > > his TV. > > > > > > Guess what was on the tape. It was from people in the stands and > > > > sidelines > > > > > > using their cameras and the flashes were from the flash bulbs. This > > > > guy is > > > > > > a real nut. > > > > > > Phillip R Hull > > > > > > phil245@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > > > > > > > > > > > > ------------------------------------------ > > > > > > To REMOVE your email address, click here: > > > > > > http://www.tech-assist.org/unsubb.html > > > > > > To CHANGE your email address, click here: > > > > > > http://www.tech-assist.org/change.html > > > > > > ------------------------------------------ > > > > > > ***NEW*** Tips Added Instantly!!!*** > > > > > > Submit Repair Tips here: > > > > > > http://www.tech-assist.org/secure/tip/ > > > > > > > > > > -- > > > > > Philip Bader > > > > > Jan Phyl TV Inc. (estab. 1976) > > > > > 3420 Recker Hwy. 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