Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?~~ ** Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?~~ ** Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?~~ ** Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?~~ ** Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?~~ ** Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?~~ ** Why is a boxing ring square?~~ ** Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?~~ ** Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?~~ ** Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?~~ ** Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?~~ ** Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?~~ ** Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?~~ ** Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?~~ ** Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?~~ ** Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?~~ ** Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?~~ ** Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?~~ ** Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?~~ ** Can fat people go skinny-dipping?~~ ** Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?~~ Katrina & Dan Martin 71'bus "Homer" http://homepage.mac.com/danandkatrinamartin http://ical.mac.com/danandkatrinamartin/Volks32Shows