#420 Katrina & Dan Martin 71'bus "Homer" http://web.mac.com/danandkatrinamartin/ http://ical.mac.com/danandkatrinamartin/Volks32Shows On Thursday, April 24, 2008, at 09:39AM, "Katrina" <k.d.martin@xxxxxxx> wrote: >An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on >scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. > >They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I >get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off >this building.' > >The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, ' >Burritos again! If I get burritos! one more time I'm going to jump off, too.' > >The blond guy opened his lunch and said, ' Bologna again! If I get a bologna >sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.' > >The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw >corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. > >The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. > >The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as >well. > >At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how >really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to >him again!' > >The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or >enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.' > >(Oh this is GOOD!!)? > >Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, > >'Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch.' > > > >Katrina & Dan Martin >71'bus "Homer" >http://web.mac.com/danandkatrinamartin/ >http://ical.mac.com/danandkatrinamartin/Volks32Shows > > >