I just think all of you should know that, in the course of one answering phone message, Dan said I had a crappy cell phone, that I live in a Hobbit hole and that I am a trailer faggot. All that in a message less than a minute long. And this is the kind of people I am about to drive 10 hours or so to come see. Hell, I can't wait to get down there so that I can take abuse like this first hand. Oh, and he told me not to return the call.