[tcb] Re: @WL Re: Friday Websites!!! -- Joke update
- From: "Gerald V. Livingston II" <gvl2@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Sat, 4 Mar 2006 15:38:07 -0600 (Central Standard Time)
A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked into a local Hooters.
The place was hopping with music and dancing, but every once in a while,
the lights would turn off. Each time after the lights would go out, the
place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She
walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?"
The bartender nervously replied, "Sister, I really don't think you
should."
"Why not?" the nun asked.
"Well, there's a life-size statue of a naked man in there, and his most
private parts are covered only by a fig leaf."
"Nonsense," said the nun, "I'll just look the other way."
So the bartender showed the nun the door at the top of the stairs, and she
proceeded to the restroom. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the
whole place was hopping with music and dancing again. However, they did
stop just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.
She walked up to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did
they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
"Well, because now they know you're one of us," said the bartender.
"Would you like a drink?"
"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on that statue
is lifted up, the lights go out in the whole place. Now, how about that
drink?"
G2
On Sat, 4 Mar 2006 08:49:33 -0600 Denis Dodson <coocoo@xxxxxxx> wrote:
> I didn't get it either. I had to call Kat and she explained it, kinda. That
> loke may be a classic.
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: Mark Sawyer
> To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Sent: Saturday, March 04, 2006 7:37 AM
> Subject: @WL [tcb] Re: Friday Websites!!!
>
>
> I don't understand the joke at the bottom of the page. please enlighted me.
>
> KatrinaMartin@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx wrote:
> And a joke:
> A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.
>
> The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in
> a while the lights would turn off.
>
> Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheer.
> However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
>
> She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the
> restroom?
>
> The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue
> of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
>
> Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun.
>
> So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
>
> After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just
> long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.
>
>
> Katrina & Dan Martin
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