[tcb] Re: This is Denis at Chuck's house.
- From: Neil McGlothin <nbmdude@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Sat, 14 Jul 2007 17:08:18 -0700 (PDT)
You musta passed out too early! There WERE naked,
dancin' wimmen! Wait a minute, that was in my
dreams...dang!
Glad the trip went well!
--- Chuck Blue <sukchew@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> So I got a disappeared tire off the trailer. Not
> just flat, gone, no tire, there was no evidence of a
> tire ever being on that rim. It's like the Aliens
> took my tire. Good luck and God loves me, I found
> this out about 1/4 mile away from a guy who worked
> on the trailer a couple of months ago. He thinks I'm
> a regular. He put on a new tire. We cross our
> fingers that the rim is not so damaged that it won't
> hold pressure. It's OK! and I was on my way in an
> hour and half. Then, as I was looking to crash at a
> hotel, 'cuz I was tired and stuff. I pulled in to
> the Comfort Inn in Paris, TX and I find a flat on
> the truck. A nail. I got a room and watched TV as
> the AAA man changes to my spare. (Never go anywhere
> without a cell phone and a AAA card). This morning I
> awoke and delivered the bus, The Blue Bus, to Chuck
> all safe and sound.
> So here's the problem. He's all happy to get the
> bus and I say, " the kid said that he had just
> rebuilt the engine" So I take a screw driver and
> stick it where the ignition key used to go and it
> turns over. Then Chuck says, "I think it has
> brakes!" I test the accelerator cable, it's good!.
> So then I say "get in and see if it drives" (sure,
> as if, ha ha).
>
> He gets in it, starts it, has to fiddle with the E
> brake (it works?) and then DRIVES IT AROUND THE
> FRIGGIN' YARD!!! I sold him a split window bus that
> starts and stops and goes through the gears for
> PEANUTS AND A BUNCH OF FIRECRACKERS!!!
>
> I might as well sold the MONA LISA for a handful of
> magic BEANS!!!!!
>
> The fireworks were good but not that good. To be
> that good it should have been great fireworks and
> naked dancing women. (Excuse me, ladies it should
> read fireworks and Chippendale dancers).
>
> I even delivered the damn thing.
>
> I am depressed.
"The answer is never the answer. What's really interesting is the mystery. If
you seek the mystery instead of the answer, you'll always be seeking. I've
never seen anybody really find the answer-- they think they have, so they stop
thinking. But the job is to seek mystery, evoke mystery, plant a garden in
which strange plants grow and mysteries bloom. The need for mystery is greater
than the need for an answer."
-- Ken Kesey
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