[tcb] Re: The Dude's Trip Report

  • From: Will Wood <evilscientistboo@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Tue, 03 Jul 2007 21:24:20 -0500

They must have been coming from a NASCAR event?

On Tue, 2007-07-03 at 19:17 -0700, sammie smith wrote:
> The only question I have is:  Why would anyone be riding around with
> their ex spouse?
> 
> a1992cabbygirl@xxxxxxxxxxxx wrote: 
>         Ok, I got one for you.  My ex-husband and I are in a 1971
>         squareback outside Porter(North of Houston).  We get
>         stopped(don't know why), cop comes up to the window and before
>         he says that usual phrase, he goes "Is this a Volvo or a
>         Volkswagen?"  My ex just looks at him and says "VW".  The cop
>         turns to his partner and yells-"You owe me $5!" He says thank
>         you and good day.  Couldn't stop laughing for miles!
>         
>         
>         -----Original Message-----
>         From: Will <evilscientistboo@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
>         To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
>         Sent: Tue, 3 Jul 2007 8:48 pm
>         Subject: [tcb] Re: The Dude's Trip Report
>         
>         that's nothing. One night going from Utah back to Virginia
>         City NV I was pulled over in Fernley NV by Three Sheriffs
>         patrols in my 61 vert for a taillight being out.
>         
>         I was going down the main drag at 9pm and they were sitting at
>         a gas station as I passed.
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>         ______________________________________________________________
>         From: sammie smith <bugcollections@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
>         Sent: Tuesday, July 03, 2007 8:19 PM
>         To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
>         Subject: [tcb] Re: The Dude's Trip Report
>         
>         I love those AR patrol officers.  I have driven my baja over
>         100,000 miles.  It has been pulled over twice.  Once by an AR
>         highway patrol for no muffler on I 30 outside of Hope.  Told
>         the officer he had the honor of being the first officer in
>         100,000 miles to pull the car over for no muffler.  The second
>         time was by a deputy sheriff in Clinton for what he said was
>         going over the double yellow line to pass.  Both times I was
>         coming home from the Mountain View show.  Neither time got a
>         ticket, just a warning.  May have something to do with my
>         distaste for Bill Clinton (and Hillary too for that matter).
>         First time was in Hope (birthplace of Bill) and second was in
>         "Clinton AR."  Maybe AR officers just don't like VWs.
>         
>         Neil McGlothin <nbmdude@.yahoo.com> wrote: 
>                 We dropped around...Oops, wrong Trips Report!
>                 
>                 We had NO incidents/breakdowns comin' OR goin'!
>                 
>                 Cruisin' back with Brian, I DID find that the Road Dog
>                 had NO brake lights! Got to Little Rock Sunday
>                 afternoon, usin' parkin' lights as brake lights so I
>                 wouldn't get rear ended.
>                 Monday, went to Roy Rogers in Little Rock to get a
>                 switch to fix said brake lights, got to the kid's
>                 house in Sherwood to fix, found that I wuz given the
>                 WRONG switch, had to go BACK to Roy Rogers for the
>                 correct one...got pulled over for, (guess what) NO
>                 Brake Lights...esplained to the occifer that I was
>                 enroute to get said issues fixed, showed him the wrong
>                 switch and the receipt, was informed that it was
>                 stupid and dangerous to drive with no brake lights and
>                 that he was gonna give me a ticket.
>                 I countered with the arguement that I was using the
>                 light switch (parking lights) to SIMULATE havin' brake
>                 lights and that the only reason I didn't use them when
>                 he saw me was that I was pullin' into the parts place
>                 to exchange the switch for the correct one. At that
>                 time there was no one behind me (he was parked on the
>                 street in front of the store), ,so I didn't mess with
>                 the parkin' lights.
>                 He frowned, looked thoughtful, then said, ,"Drivin' an
>                 old junker like that, you got enough problems..."
>                 Pissed me off, but I smiled and said thanks, then
>                 cursed him, his 1st born and all the cops in Little
>                 Rock.
>                 Took me a LONG time to say not much happened, 'eh?
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