Yeah Denis; I agree with everything that you say: but most of the stuff
like that I buy from WalMart REALLY DOESN'T work. And speaking of
LISTS; I was told the other day by a sweet young female thing that if you
are male and want to get hit on in the store (by some sweet young female
thing) that you are not supposed to carry a list. It's a dead give away
that you are married.
At 12:17 PM 3/1/2006, you wrote:
I actually hate Walmart, but since they destroyed all the small Mom and Pop hardware, sporting goods and grocery stores there, sometimes, is no alternative. I am often reminding Jan that women "shop", meaning they forage and gather, looking at everything. Men "hunt" we seek a singular item (unless they are at Harbor Frieght or Northern Tool) locate it and kill it.Game over.
And it is the only place where your shopping list is:
Motor oil Shoe polish A shotgun Jumpercables Kotex A watermelon An electric popcorn popper a GPS Steel toed boots Draperies A swingset And a Coleman stove
Besides, you can buy stuff, really expensive stuff, use it, and when you're done, return it. I can guarantee that even with all the stuff I have bought from Walmart they have not made any profit from me. I have used GPS, a sand blaster, software, spray painters, a notebook computer, all kinds of stuff that you can take back, even without the box. And since nobody there gives a damn, all you have to say is "It didn't work" and they give your money back.
----- Original Message ----- From: <mailto:KatrinaMartin@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>KatrinaMartin@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx . To: <mailto:tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Sent: Wednesday, March 01, 2006 11:28 AM Subject: @SPAM++++ [tcb] Re: Trip report, Denis' version
Yes it's definately like Disneyland for Denis. He seems to be ok anywhere just so he can locate the Walmart.
Katrina & Dan Martin
71'bus "Homer"
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----- Original Message -----
From: Will Wood <<mailto:evilscientistboo@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>evilscientistboo@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Wednesday, March 1, 2006 11:15 am
Subject: [tcb] Re: Trip report, Denis' version
To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> WalMart is like Disneyland for people in Arkansas. Thought you > knew? :-) > > > > -----Original Message----- > >From: Sammie Smith <slsmith@xxxxxxxxx> > >Sent: Mar 1, 2006 11:03 AM > >To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > >Subject: [tcb] Re: Trip report, Denis' version > > > >For a guy who lives in northwest AR Denis sure drove a long way > to spend so > >much time going to WalMart! > > > > > >At 10:08 AM 3/1/2006, you wrote: > >>Left home at 12:30PM after Dan yelling on the phone for me to > hurry. > >>Arrived at 12:30AM, beating Dan and Kat. They live 1 1/2 hours > from the > >>campsite, I live 600+ miles from the campsite, I get there first. > >> > >>Bodean did a blowjob on my mattress. > >> > >>In the morning I got up. Stood around and talked alot. Went to > Walmart. > >>End of day 1. > >> > >>Woke up. Ronnie had a French press, made great coffee. Thank God > for Ronnie. > >> > >>Stood around and talked alot. Went to Walmart. > >> > >>Ran around in the dark alot and went from one party area to > another and > >>drank too much. Went to bed but Dan kept looking in the bus > windows with > >>that damn cyclops headlamp (Twilight Zone episode), rocking the > bus and > >>peeing on it. > >> > >>Rain. > >> > >>Went to the bathroom and when I came out everyone had gone to > the parade > >>except Dennis and Claudia and Dan who had to watch Thor. > >> > >>We broke into Ronnie's new Vanagon (sweet) and tried to watch > movies from > >>my computer, but after we got his carpet dirty and unplugged a > bunch of > >>stuff and plugged it back all wrong and couldn't get his stereo > to work we > >>locked it back up and hoped he wouldn't notice. In the morning > he was gone. > >> > >>Watching Thor can be very boring because he can go a long time > without > >>moving. Had to have a big fight with Dan about going to get a > burger and > >>drink beer and watch the Olypics, because he was supposed to > continue > >>watching Thor. Then he left Thor in the very capable hands of > Dennis and > >>Claudia and we went to a bar that had NO FOOD. Then we went to > another one > >>that did have food. > >> > >>Woke up and Shirley was the Queen of Coffee, thank God for Shirley. > >> > >>Everyone packed up and went home. I went to a hotel in Houston > and slept > >>for 12 hours. Then I drove to Dallas, did my food shopping and > went home. > >> > >>The end. > > > > > > > >
