[tcb] Re: @SPAM++++ Re: Trip report, Denis' version
- From: "Denis Dodson" <coocoo@xxxxxxx>
- To: <tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 1 Mar 2006 12:17:20 -0600
I actually hate Walmart, but since they destroyed all the small Mom and Pop
hardware, sporting goods and grocery stores there, sometimes, is no
alternative. I am often reminding Jan that women "shop", meaning they forage
and gather, looking at everything. Men "hunt" we seek a singular item (unless
they are at Harbor Frieght or Northern Tool) locate it and kill it.Game over.
And it is the only place where your shopping list is:
Motor oil
Shoe polish
A shotgun
Jumpercables
Kotex
A watermelon
An electric popcorn popper
a GPS
Steel toed boots
Draperies
A swingset
And a Coleman stove
Besides, you can buy stuff, really expensive stuff, use it, and when you're
done, return it. I can guarantee that even with all the stuff I have bought
from Walmart they have not made any profit from me. I have used GPS, a sand
blaster, software, spray painters, a notebook computer, all kinds of stuff that
you can take back, even without the box. And since nobody there gives a damn,
all you have to say is "It didn't work" and they give your money back.
----- Original Message -----
From: KatrinaMartin@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx .
To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent: Wednesday, March 01, 2006 11:28 AM
Subject: @SPAM++++ [tcb] Re: Trip report, Denis' version
Yes it's definately like Disneyland for Denis. He seems to be ok anywhere
just so he can locate the Walmart.
Katrina & Dan Martin
71'bus "Homer"
http://homepage.mac.com/danandkatrinamartin
http://ical.mac.com/danandkatrinamartin/Volks32Shows
----- Original Message -----
From: Will Wood <evilscientistboo@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Wednesday, March 1, 2006 11:15 am
Subject: [tcb] Re: Trip report, Denis' version
To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> WalMart is like Disneyland for people in Arkansas. Thought you
> knew? :-)
>
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> >From: Sammie Smith <slsmith@xxxxxxxxx>
> >Sent: Mar 1, 2006 11:03 AM
> >To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> >Subject: [tcb] Re: Trip report, Denis' version
> >
> >For a guy who lives in northwest AR Denis sure drove a long way
> to spend so
> >much time going to WalMart!
> >
> >
> >At 10:08 AM 3/1/2006, you wrote:
> >>Left home at 12:30PM after Dan yelling on the phone for me to
> hurry.
> >>Arrived at 12:30AM, beating Dan and Kat. They live 1 1/2 hours
> from the
> >>campsite, I live 600+ miles from the campsite, I get there first.
> >>
> >>Bodean did a blowjob on my mattress.
> >>
> >>In the morning I got up. Stood around and talked alot. Went to
> Walmart.
> >>End of day 1.
> >>
> >>Woke up. Ronnie had a French press, made great coffee. Thank God
> for Ronnie.
> >>
> >>Stood around and talked alot. Went to Walmart.
> >>
> >>Ran around in the dark alot and went from one party area to
> another and
> >>drank too much. Went to bed but Dan kept looking in the bus
> windows with
> >>that damn cyclops headlamp (Twilight Zone episode), rocking the
> bus and
> >>peeing on it.
> >>
> >>Rain.
> >>
> >>Went to the bathroom and when I came out everyone had gone to
> the parade
> >>except Dennis and Claudia and Dan who had to watch Thor.
> >>
> >>We broke into Ronnie's new Vanagon (sweet) and tried to watch
> movies from
> >>my computer, but after we got his carpet dirty and unplugged a
> bunch of
> >>stuff and plugged it back all wrong and couldn't get his stereo
> to work we
> >>locked it back up and hoped he wouldn't notice. In the morning
> he was gone.
> >>
> >>Watching Thor can be very boring because he can go a long time
> without
> >>moving. Had to have a big fight with Dan about going to get a
> burger and
> >>drink beer and watch the Olypics, because he was supposed to
> continue
> >>watching Thor. Then he left Thor in the very capable hands of
> Dennis and
> >>Claudia and we went to a bar that had NO FOOD. Then we went to
> another one
> >>that did have food.
> >>
> >>Woke up and Shirley was the Queen of Coffee, thank God for Shirley.
> >>
> >>Everyone packed up and went home. I went to a hotel in Houston
> and slept
> >>for 12 hours. Then I drove to Dallas, did my food shopping and
> went home.
> >>
> >>The end.
> >
> >
> >
>
>
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