[tcb] Re: Psycoblooie trillions

  • From: Kirk <slammedcustom@xxxxxxxxx>
  • To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Sun, 21 Jun 2009 19:14:28 -0700 (PDT)

Easily the funniest thing I have read on TCB since I joined. 
Bonus points to you. 

--- On Sun, 6/21/09, Denis <coocoo@xxxxxxx> wrote:

From: Denis <coocoo@xxxxxxx>
Subject: [tcb] Psycoblooie trillions
To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Date: Sunday, June 21, 2009, 2:20 PM

Hello are you well? Me too. 
Happy happy I am to talk to you today in the morning. I am writing you from my 
lovely country of Psycoblooieland what it is in a far North suburb of Dallas or 
Oklahoma City in America. 
I am sad to tell you that a man droved his car off my cliff and fell a long 
way, When I went down to help him from his Maybach (which cost a lot) he was 
almost dead. On his last dying words he told me that he was very rich with 
stimulous money and that I should make a holy promise to make a place to 
rehabitulate young unwed mothers for the rest of my life. He said that the 
money was $12,000,000,000,000.He wrote me a check in his blood.
Here is where you may help to me if God says. Because of my strict religion I 
have no account from a bank. I cannot go in a bank or look at a bank because of 
my God and the police say so too. If you in your generosity would cash in my 
check i WILL GIVE YOU HALF! You have to admit this good for you OK? Please do 
this as I say>>>>>
Gather all the America cash that you can from your generous checking 
and savings and get some from all your friends and relatives who are in good 
health I hope and don't forget to get all from your credit and debit cards too. 
Take it all to the Great Psycobilly Festival of VW Gods of Beer and Explosives 
on the 4th of July (the birthday of America!) I will remember to make a box 
that you will see there to put the money in, I hope I make the box big enough 
to hold all the money I am getting HA! Then as soon as I can count up the money 
you will give me and if it is sufficient I will mail to you very quickly the 
rich man's check. Then you can cash it and mail me the half which is mine and I 
can build the home for unwed mothers. I may even make some unwed mothers HA!
Please do not thinking to cheat me from my half of the $12,000,000,000,000,000. 
I am relying on your honesly. This is the address of the box, see you there if 
God in the heaven says so and the creeks don't rise up so I drownd as they say 
!9037 Beartrap Road
Springdale, AR


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