[tcb] OT - Gilligan & the turbo

  • From: "Dan" <ThatVWGuy@xxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: <tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Fri, 28 Dec 2007 17:52:24 -0500

It is all really simple...we can infer from the disdain for coconuts that the 
same sentiment was given to bananas as they were both represented in the 
castaway diet in similar portions.

The professor probably made the pie plates out of the discarded remains of the 
experimental magnetic field generator from the SS Minnow because it interfered 
with the ships compass and two way radio.  You see, even Gilligan knew the 
magnetic field generator wouldn't work!
  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: 
  To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx 
  Sent: Friday, December 28, 2007 5:45 PM
  Subject: [tcb] Re: turbo's


  Now wait just a minute, Gilligan never got tired of bananas, it was the damn 
coconut cream pies.  Which reminds me, where did Mary Ann get those pie plates 
and the whipped topping?  

  Now if the SS Minnow had a magnetic bubble they wouldn't have been in that 
mess.





    -----Original Message----- 
    From: Dan 
    Sent: Dec 28, 2007 5:38 PM 
    To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx 
    Subject: [tcb] Re: turbo's 

     
    Two problems:  

    First, your range would be limited based on the availability of banana 
peels.  You could carry a lot of bananas with you but at some point space is an 
issue and you are going to get tired of eating bananas eventually.  Just watch 
a Gilligan's Island episode and you can easily verify this.

    Second, the magnetic bubble would interfere with your radio reception.  
Sure you could wimp out and take CD's or MP#'s with you but part of the fun of 
road trippin' is trying to find a decent local station..nothing like listening 
to the farm report on seven different stations in a single day.  Now that is 
some real excitement!  Without the radio it just wouldn't be a road trip.   
      ----- Original Message ----- 
      From: Will Wood 
      To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx 
      Sent: Friday, December 28, 2007 5:24 PM
      Subject: [tcb] Re: turbo's


      Yes, but what about maglev?  I would think that you could generate enough 
power with a Mr. Fusion and a few banana peels to make that thing hover.  If 
you could create an optimal magnetic bubble around the bus, then wind 
resistance could be mitigated.





        -----Original Message----- 
        From: Dan 
        Sent: Dec 28, 2007 4:40 PM 
        To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx 
        Subject: [tcb] Re: turbo's 


        You would have to worry about the wind resistance if you mounted the 
flux capacitor on the roof.  The increased resistance would call for more power 
so you would be right back to needing a turbo again.  

        I think a better idea would be to build your house at the highest 
elevation in the US.  Every VW event in the country would be a downhill drive 
for you so you could take advantage of the hill to generate high speeds.  The 
drive home would be a bitch though.


          ----- Original Message ----- 
          From: Brian Denning 
          To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx 
          Sent: Friday, December 28, 2007 2:21 PM
          Subject: [tcb] Re: turbo's


          what if i put the flux capacitor on top of the bus...i.e. in the 
luggage rack? then the heat would be outside the engine compartment...now if i 
can just get the bus up to 88mph i could go back to when you were my age so i 
can slap you and not feel bad :D j/k denis, you're awesome.

          > From: coocoo@xxxxxxx
          > To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
          > Subject: [tcb] Re: turbo's
          > Date: Fri, 28 Dec 2007 13:15:52 -0600
          > 
          > Brianstein, I think that you are looking for a whole bunch of 
complication 
          > with a turbo. What you might want to look into is nuclear fusion. 
Not 
          > fission with all the waste problems that you will have for the next 
250,000 
          > years and all that radioactivity messing up your hair and all, but 
fission, 
          > where all you will get is heat and light. The Sun does it everyday, 
          > compressing hydrogen until it becomes helium, but you will be 
saving money 
          > by using seawater as fuel. You might have a problem with the 
containment of 
          > the 1,000,000 plus degrees of heat, but I think it can be done with 
magnets. 
          > You might not be able to have that much heat in the engine 
compartment 
          > because of the problem with the #3 cylinder. You might have to pull 
it 
          > behind your bus with a small trailer and use really really good oil.
          > 
          > See the article at http/ohmygodthechinasyndrome.huh? or 
          > http//snowballschanceinhell.ohno.
          > 
          > I think putting in a Subaru motor is easier.
          > 
          > 
          > ----- Original Message ----- 
          > From: "Will Wood" <evilscientistboo@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
          > To: <tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
          > Sent: Friday, December 28, 2007 12:33 PM
          > Subject: [tcb] Re: turbo's
          > 
          > 
          > > The only idea for keeping it out of the engine compartment is to 
keep
          > > the engine cooling air temps down. You have that big fan sucking 
air
          > > from the ducts, if the turbo is in there with the exhaust ducting 
you're
          > > adding a lot of surface area that's 100s of degrees. More hot air 
for
          > > the engine to deal with.
          > >
          > > A belt driven supercharger OTOH doesn't require the exhaust 
ducting.
          > > You then just have the intercooler plumbing to worry about.
          > >
          > >
          > > On Fri, 2007-12-28 at 12:26 -0600, Brian Denning wrote:
          > >> the idea is to mount the blow through turbo under the rear apron 
that
          > >> way it is under the bus and not in the engine compartment...the 
only
          > >> thing that would be in the compartment would be the fresh air
          > >> hoses...there is plenty of room to run an intercooler on one 
side of
          > >> the engine compartment but the question there is how do you get 
water
          > >> to flow in it? then do you have to have a radiator to cool the 
water?
          > >> what about an electric fan and do an air to air intercooler?
          > >>
          > >> efi is a definate future for the bus...just would rather it be 
in the
          > >> far future than the near future. using the true full flow that i 
have
          > >> i could easily run an external oil cooler to help with engine 
temps so
          > >> the only worry left is the cht's.
          > >>
          > >> the ol' pockets have a hole in them so i have been reading alot 
on the
          > >> junkyard builds that are on the world wide web. it seems very
          > >> plausible the question is what do i need to look out for besides 
the
          > >> obvious engine temp problem.
          > >>
          > >> how much would it increase my temps by if i kept the turbo part 
out of
          > >> the engine compartment? (which is the plan)
          > >>
          > >> > Subject: [tcb] Re: turbo's
          > >> > From: evilscientistboo@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
          > >> > To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
          > >> > Date: Fri, 28 Dec 2007 12:18:18 -0600
          > >> >
          > >> > Brian,
          > >> >
          > >> > I would leave it this way.... I've built a few engines, 
including
          > >> ones
          > >> > with turbos. Unless I was building something for the track I'd 
avoid
          > >> > it, in a bus, especially for the street.
          > >> >
          > >> > Anytime you compress a gas, it induces heat in the gas... 
(Molecules
          > >> > bumpin uglies). Unless you can dissapate that heat you'll have 
a
          > >> hot,
          > >> > thin (low density) air charge going into the engine. More heat 
in =
          > >> > more heat out and in an aircooled engine that can be a problem.
          > >> >
          > >> > I'm not saying it can't or shouldn't be done, but how deep are 
your
          > >> > pockets? If it were me, EFI, Intercooler (air to water) and an
          > >> > aerocharger style with the turbo kept low and out of the engine
          > >> > compartment.
          > >> >
          > >> > I'd start by reading some of the books out there.
          > >> >
          > >> > If you want some simple examples..
          > >> >
          > >> > http://www.gnttype.org/techarea/turbo/turboflow.html
          > >> >
          > >> > Now, since you have a bay. Here's a simpler route to go IMO..
          > >> >
          > >> > This would be my inspiration... ;-)
          > >> >
          > >> > http://www.race-taxi.ch/
          > >> >
          > >> >
          > >> 
http://video.aol.com/video-detail/vw-t1-biturbo-porsche-993-racing-in-spa/751231475
          > >> >
          > >> >
          > >> >
          > >> > On Fri, 2007-12-28 at 09:23 -0600, Brian Denning wrote:
          > >> > > which is why i wanted those who know about turbo's to send 
me a pm
          > >> > > cause i figured those who don't may post something dumb...oh 
wait
          > >> > > someone just did.
          > >> > >
          > >> > > added torque at top end, better gas mileage if you stay out 
of it,
          > >> > > more power, hmmm all things that a bus needs...yep, it's 
retarded
          > >> > >
          > >> > > > Date: Fri, 28 Dec 2007 08:49:19 -0600
          > >> > > > Subject: [tcb] Re: turbo's
          > >> > > > From: eric@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
          > >> > > > To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
          > >> > > >
          > >> > > > turbo buses are retarded.
          > >> > > >
          > >> > > > Brian Denning said:
          > >> > > > >
          > >> > > > > who knows about 'em??? pm me i have a couple of small
          > >> questions
          > >> > > about the
          > >> > > > > install.
          > >> > > > >
          > >> > > > > no, it's not being done yet but i'm going shopping on 
saturday
          > >> at
          > >> > > the pick
          > >> > > > > and pull.
          > >> > > > >
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