well at least you haven't gotten the picture of before and after the all
natural enlargement pills. that one is embarrassing when it comes to your
work email and you are the only male in the office.
From: "Denis Dodson" <coocoo@xxxxxxx> Reply-To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx To: <tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Subject: [tcb] No spam filter Date: Fri, 10 Mar 2006 09:44:51 -0600
I don't know, since I can't see it, but Dan tells me that my E-mail spam filter puts a bunch of text before my sent mail. So yesterday I turned it off.
This morning I awoke to:
an offer for free Starbucks coffee,
prescription drugs without a doctor visit,
A private session at a Las Vegas health and fitness center,
Homes for sale from $10,000 (that one is for Ingid Bright, whoever she is. I get alot of her spam)
Groceries for a year (also for Ingrid)
Somebody who wants to know if I watch Letterman or Leno (neither, I am too old to stay awake that late).
Offer to a NCAA Tournament contest
An amazingly good offer for a home loan
That is just this morning. This e-mail account is only about 6 months old.
So, if I take advantage of all this great stuff I will:
Have all the coffee I can drink, be stoned on pills most of the time, get free massages, live in a mansion that cot me pennies, eat for free, laugh at the TV, make a million dollars betting on Basketball, and be rich from cheap loans on that Mansion I live in, and I would have a perpetual hard on with my huge penis which is inches longer. I use that on beautiful horny women from right here in Springdale, AR
All of that on top of the other offers I have already taken advantage of like the millions of dollars I recieved when I helped that Nigerian with his banking problem ( what a moron. He gave me millions for nothing).
