[tcb] Re: Murray vs the Deer

  • From: Eric Woodall <ericthomaswoodall@xxxxxxx>
  • To: "tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Fri, 5 Nov 2010 08:51:08 -0500

D3!!!!!!!

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On Nov 5, 2010, at 8:35 AM, "Denis Dodson" <coocoo@xxxxxxx> wrote:

> So, I was coming back from an evening in Eureka Springs, full on dark, Murray 
> running really well, but I was wondering if my tach is reading true WHEN A 
> DEER WITH ANTLERS JUMPS FROM THE SHOULDER AND INTO MY PATH. I veer, he turns 
> away, too late. BAM!. I saw him run away in my rear view, I think I only 
> caught him in the head. I’m sure he isn’t feeling so good.
> 
>  
> 
> I am thinking, “I hope he doesn’t die slow in pain”, but I am no way dressed 
> to climb into the woods and find this animal, like Daniel Freakin’ Boone, 
> and, if I do find it what am I going to do to put it out of it’s misery? Beat 
> it with a rock? Strangle it with my belt? Bite it in the neck? More likely, 
> as I bent over the poor thing, it would gore me with it’s arrow sharp antlers 
> and get up and leave me, the one dying in the woods.
> 
>  
> 
> It popped out Murray’s headlight, dented the metal under the headlight and 
> put a dent the size of my ass in the passenger door, which won’t close 
> correctly now.
> 
>  
> 
> I had just spent five nights doing a new stereo, repairing heater boxes, 
> cleaning up the oil hoses, new valve cover gaskets…He was running well.
> 
>  
> 
> Look like it’s time for body work.

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