[tcb] Merry Christmas!
- From: Katrina Martin <k.d.martin@xxxxxx>
- To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Sat, 25 Dec 2010 17:06:18 +0000 (GMT)
Denis' face on a pistachio
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Really... do you have to decorate me 2?
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Smile for the camera!
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I think they need more decorations.
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2010's First Christmas Joke
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peterat the pearly gates.
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The man from Nova Scotia fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
The man from Saskatchewan reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The Texan started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'
The Texan replied, 'These are Carols.'
Katrina & Dan Martin
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