[tcb] Re: Jan and Denis' XMAS divorce
- From: mike@xxxxxxxxxxxx
- To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Fri, 21 Dec 2007 10:13:40 -0600
Hell she might get Murray in the divorce and you could probably talk her out of
it. LOL
Quoting chuck blue <sukchew@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>:
> So, maybe if I'm nice to my sister inlaw who is getting a divorce from my
> stupid brother inlaw I might get the new koch steering wheel
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: sammie smith
> To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Sent: Friday, December 21, 2007 9:09 AM
> Subject: [tcb] Re: Jan and Denis' XMAS divorce
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> And this about a lady who is buying you a NEW Koch steering wheel for
> Murray for Xmas. Denis, you should be ashamed.
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> Denis Dodson <coocoo@xxxxxxx> wrote:
> So, Paul posts his funny joke about the Christmas dinner, and it's all
> funny and stuff, but I don't think it's so funny when you consider the ugly
> truth about the holidays.
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> Jan and I are getting a divorce.
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> She sat there, sending Christmas e-mails, and ignored the timer beeper on
> the stove until the pizza burnt. She had the TV on really loud and I was
> downstairs trying to figure out why some of the porn movies I downloaded
> started and some don't. I heard something beeping, but I thought it was her
> cell phone or that it was in the movie. She finally yells down the stairs
> that the pizza is done. I came up and the friggin' timer beeper was still
> beeping and the pizza was all burnt up!
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> I ask what the hell is wrong with you, you can't turn off the beeper and
> get the pizza out? She says that, she doesn't know how to turn off the
> beeper.Well, that was just a lie she has lived with this particular stove
> for, like, nine years!
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> I was going to find the instruction book that came with the stove, turn
> to the chapter about the beeper and beat her with it, but I don't think we
> have it anymore. Then, I think that I should beat her with the pizza. She
> acts all like she doesn't want any pizza anyway and continues with the oh, so
> important Christmas E-mails.
>
> I give the dogs some of the pizza after I had tried to gag some down,
> Lilly doesn't really want any but the puppies don't know good pizza from bad
> so they chomp it down.
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> So, when she can finally stop doing her precious e-mails, she comes into
> the kitchen. and we discuss what a dip she is and what a moron I am, she
> tells me about how she has to go to bed now because she is the only person
> around here who has a JOOOOOOOOOB!
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> Hey, I have a job! I have to get up every day at the crack of ten and
> spend the whole day not strangling her! That can be a very hard job. She
> knows that one of the pills I have to take every single day is a
> don't-kill-your-wife pill. I take, like, four a day now.
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> We already had a get a divorce day at Thanksgiving. I had cleaned the
> house top to bottom two days earlier, but her first day off for the Holidays
> she spends cleaning the house! She's all banging the broom around a rubbing
> stuff all huffy like this is the filthiest place ever. I WAS TRYING TO WATCH
> THE PARADE!!!
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> I have to go now. I have to mop today.
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