[tcb] Re: Jan and Denis' XMAS divorce
- From: "chuck blue" <sukchew@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 21 Dec 2007 10:10:54 -0600
So, maybe if I'm nice to my sister inlaw who is getting a divorce from my
stupid brother inlaw I might get the new koch steering wheel
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From: sammie smith
To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent: Friday, December 21, 2007 9:09 AM
Subject: [tcb] Re: Jan and Denis' XMAS divorce
And this about a lady who is buying you a NEW Koch steering wheel for Murray
for Xmas. Denis, you should be ashamed.
Denis Dodson <coocoo@xxxxxxx> wrote:
So, Paul posts his funny joke about the Christmas dinner, and it's all
funny and stuff, but I don't think it's so funny when you consider the ugly
truth about the holidays.
Jan and I are getting a divorce.
She sat there, sending Christmas e-mails, and ignored the timer beeper on
the stove until the pizza burnt. She had the TV on really loud and I was
downstairs trying to figure out why some of the porn movies I downloaded
started and some don't. I heard something beeping, but I thought it was her
cell phone or that it was in the movie. She finally yells down the stairs that
the pizza is done. I came up and the friggin' timer beeper was still beeping
and the pizza was all burnt up!
I ask what the hell is wrong with you, you can't turn off the beeper and
get the pizza out? She says that, she doesn't know how to turn off the
beeper.Well, that was just a lie she has lived with this particular stove for,
like, nine years!
I was going to find the instruction book that came with the stove, turn to
the chapter about the beeper and beat her with it, but I don't think we have it
anymore. Then, I think that I should beat her with the pizza. She acts all like
she doesn't want any pizza anyway and continues with the oh, so important
Christmas E-mails.
I give the dogs some of the pizza after I had tried to gag some down, Lilly
doesn't really want any but the puppies don't know good pizza from bad so they
chomp it down.
So, when she can finally stop doing her precious e-mails, she comes into
the kitchen. and we discuss what a dip she is and what a moron I am, she tells
me about how she has to go to bed now because she is the only person around
here who has a JOOOOOOOOOB!
Hey, I have a job! I have to get up every day at the crack of ten and spend
the whole day not strangling her! That can be a very hard job. She knows that
one of the pills I have to take every single day is a don't-kill-your-wife
pill. I take, like, four a day now.
We already had a get a divorce day at Thanksgiving. I had cleaned the house
top to bottom two days earlier, but her first day off for the Holidays she
spends cleaning the house! She's all banging the broom around a rubbing stuff
all huffy like this is the filthiest place ever. I WAS TRYING TO WATCH THE
PARADE!!!
I have to go now. I have to mop today.
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