[tcb] Re: It's Gooooooooooooooooooooooood Friday! Why the HELL are you at work?
- From: Mark Sawyer <mechmark@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Fri, 6 Apr 2007 07:56:55 -0700 (PDT)
Emily and I are at work as well. Your right, quiet as a cemetary right now.
I'm at work, but I'm not doing a DAMB thing that consists of work.
We have Homer up at work, so maybe we will stare at him long enough then
something could happen...Maybe or well , whatever here's the Friday websites &
a joke (#49)!
World's tallest man
http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/asiapcf/03/28/china.tall.ap/index.html?eref=rss_offbeat
Funny bookshelves
http://my.opera.com/Matta/albums/show.dml?id=77340
Gmail Paper
https://mail.google.com/mail/help/paper/more.html
Hangover Rating ....
http://mfrtz.blogspot.com/2006/10/hangover-rating-system.html
Joke!
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty
and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for
dinner,
I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money,
will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago", the homeless woman told me.
"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" I asked.
"No, I don't waste time shopping," the homeless woman said. "I need to spend
all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" I asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman, "I haven't had my hair done in 20
years!"
"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to
take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight."
The homeless woman was shocked. "Won't your husband be furious with you for
doing that? I know
I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.
I said, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like
after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine."
Katrina & Dan Martin
71'bus "Homer"
http://web.mac.com/danandkatrinamartin/
http://ical.mac.com/danandkatrinamartin/Volks32Shows
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