[tcb] Re: It's Friday ya bus drivin' fools!
- From: Kirk <slammedcustom@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Fri, 6 Feb 2009 09:20:49 -0800 (PST)
I liked the Homer v Peter fight. hahhahahaha
--- On Fri, 2/6/09, Katrina <k.d.martin@xxxxxxx> wrote:
From: Katrina <k.d.martin@xxxxxxx>
Subject: [tcb] It's Friday ya bus drivin' fools!
To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Date: Friday, February 6, 2009, 10:43 AM
Here's why u should never run over a mattress
http://blog.cardomain.com/2008/12/17/heres-why-you-should-never-run-over-a-mattress/
Tie dyed cake
http://omnomicon.blogspot.com/2009/01/how-to-make-rainbow-cake.html
Cigarette socks
http://shop.ashidashi.com/product/butts
Peter Griffin vs. Homer Simpson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2GRsAiFOMs
Twisted Pac Man Game
http://www.poparcade.net/game/900/Twisted-PacMan.html
Funny town names
http://www.oddee.com/item_96555.aspx
Joke: Old Timer Sex#102
The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you
remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years
ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned
against the back fence and I made love to you.'
Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.'
?OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around
there again and we can do it for old time's sake?'
Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their
conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to
himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex
against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so
there's no trouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each
other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get
to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.
The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his
trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves
in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that
the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten
minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and
screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the
ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something
about life and old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering,
the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes
back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to
himself, this is truly amazing; I?ve got to ask them what
their secret is.
So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me,
but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic
sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to
this?'
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty
years ago that wasn't an electric fence.'
Katrina & Dan Martin
71'bus "Homer"
http://web.mac.com/danandkatrinamartin/
http://ical.mac.com/danandkatrinamartin/Volks32Shows
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