[tcb] Re: It's Friday!!!

  • From: Sammie Smith <slsmith@xxxxxxxxx>
  • To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Fri, 01 Dec 2006 16:41:07 -0600

Where's da bus content?

At 08:22 AM 12/1/2006, you wrote:
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke,
when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off
the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Maude: What in the hell is that?
Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Maude: Where did you get it?
Mabel! : You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces
to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she
is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."

The pharmacist fainted.

Another joke:

An Outsider in a small Texas town around Christmas time, saw a "Nativity
Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. But one
small feature was all wrong: the three wise men were wearing firemen's
helmets.

Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, he left. At a "Quik
Stop" on the edge of town, he asked the lady behind the counter about the
helmets.
She exploded into a rage, yelling, "You darn Yankees never read your
Bibles!"
The Outsider assured her that he did, but simply couldn't recall anything
about firemen in the Bible.
She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and riffled through some pages,
and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in the guys face she
said, "See, it says right here, 'The three wise men came from afar.'"



Look at all those cheetos

http://www.photo.net/photo/pcd0087/cheese-doodles-wide-sitting-61.tcl

This is so funny!

http://funny-town.blogspot.com/2006/11/two-incredible-guys.html

Hover mouse

http://crazypc.com/other/misc/hovermouse.htm

Sleep facts

http://abc.net.au/science/sleep/facts.htm

Well, not another search engine

http://www.pagebull.com/

This is so coooooooooool

http://www.musicovery.com/index.php?ct=us

Katrina & Dan Martin
71'bus "Homer"
http://web.mac.com/danandkatrinamartin/
http://ical.mac.com/danandkatrinamartin/Volks32Shows



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