[tcb] Re: It's Friday!!!
- From: "Eric Woodall" <eric@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Fri, 1 Dec 2006 09:31:13 -0600 (CST)
Ha!
Katrina, that reminds me of a story Amy told me about her Grandmother.
When She was young, around Christmas time she would always draw a picture
of the Nativity. One thing that was wierd about it though was that she
always drew a little fat man next to Jesus. Finally someone who saw her
artwork asked her who the little fat man was.
She simply replied, "Well, that's 'Round John'!"
Round John, Who is that?
You know how the song goes...
Round John Virgin, Mother and Child
Sleep in Heavenly Peace
Sleep in Heavenly Peace!
Ha, Ha. I get kick out of that story every time I hear it...
> Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke,
> when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off
> the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
>
> Maude: What in the hell is that?
> Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
> Maude: Where did you get it?
> Mabel! : You can get them at any drugstore.
>
> The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces
> to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
> The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she
> is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand
> of condom she prefers.
>
> "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
>
> The pharmacist fainted.
>
> Another joke:
>
> An Outsider in a small Texas town around Christmas time, saw a "Nativity
> Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. But
> one
> small feature was all wrong: the three wise men were wearing firemen's
> helmets.
>
> Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, he left. At a
> "Quik
> Stop" on the edge of town, he asked the lady behind the counter about the
> helmets.
> She exploded into a rage, yelling, "You darn Yankees never read your
> Bibles!"
> The Outsider assured her that he did, but simply couldn't recall anything
> about firemen in the Bible.
> She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and riffled through some
> pages,
> and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in the guys face
> she
> said, "See, it says right here, 'The three wise men came from afar.'"
>
>
>
> Look at all those cheetos
>
> http://www.photo.net/photo/pcd0087/cheese-doodles-wide-sitting-61.tcl
>
> This is so funny!
>
> http://funny-town.blogspot.com/2006/11/two-incredible-guys.html
>
> Hover mouse
>
> http://crazypc.com/other/misc/hovermouse.htm
>
> Sleep facts
>
> http://abc.net.au/science/sleep/facts.htm
>
> Well, not another search engine
>
> http://www.pagebull.com/
>
> This is so coooooooooool
>
> http://www.musicovery.com/index.php?ct=us
>
> Katrina & Dan Martin
> 71'bus "Homer"
> http://web.mac.com/danandkatrinamartin/
> http://ical.mac.com/danandkatrinamartin/Volks32Shows
>
>
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