[tcb] Re: Fw: Tools explained
- From: sammie smith <bugcollections@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Fri, 5 Mar 2010 06:45:08 -0800 (PST)
Yeah, but Aircraft Stripper is the only thing that works. And of course if we
were in CA with all of the tree huggers we wouldn't be able to buy it at any
price.
--- On Fri, 3/5/10, Denis Dodson <coocoo@xxxxxxx> wrote:
From: Denis Dodson <coocoo@xxxxxxx>
Subject: [tcb] Re: Fw: Tools explained
To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Date: Friday, March 5, 2010, 8:35 AM
I am refurbishing a house behind my garage and I needed to strip the paint off
the kitchen cabinets. When I strip paint off anything I don’t fool around, I go
straight to Aircraft brand. A quart is about $10 now, and I tried to buy a big
gallon can and the guy at the auto parts store says, $56.00. It is getting
harder to buy and it says right on the can that it will give you cancer and
burn the flesh right off your bones, but nothing works as well, but FIFTY SIX
%#!#*DOLLARS?!
From: tcb-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:tcb-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of
sammie smith
Sent: Friday, March 05, 2010 8:02 AM
To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [tcb] Re: Fw: Tools explained
Yep, I have several of those tools which are commonly used in my VW shop,
particularly the SOB tool. It gets used a lot.
And speaking of tools, sort of: I am on my way to the paint store to buy some
auto paint. Haven't purchased any since I did the panel and I am probably
going to need that SOB tool when they tell me how much. The only paint product
that I have purchased in the last couple of years has been laquer thinner and
it has gone from $6.00 per gallon to $15 per gallon. Who says we don't have
inflation. I need one quart of paint and the last time it was $90, so how much
is going to be today?
--- On Fri, 3/5/10, singlecabboy <sealingwaxred@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
From: singlecabboy <sealingwaxred@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Subject: [tcb] Fw: Tools explained
To: "tcb" <tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Friday, March 5, 2010, 1:11 AM
Thought everyone could relate to this tool explanation.
Paul Smith
H.B.B
T.C.B
Transporters at the Point 7 October 8,9,and 10, 2010"Love all,trust a few,Do
wrong to none"
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> Subject: Tools explained
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> Date: Thursday, March 4, 2010, 8:11 AM
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> Tools Explained
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> DRILL PRESS: A tall upright
> machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar
> stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest
> and flings
> your beer across the room, denting the
> freshly-painted project which you had
> carefully set in the corner where nothing
> could get to it.
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> WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off
> bolts and then throws them somewhere under the
> workbench with the speed of light . Also
> removes fingerprints and
> hard-earned calluses from fingers in about
> the time it takes you to say, 'Oh sh--!'
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> SKILL SAW: A portable
> cutting tool used to make studs too short.
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> PLIERS: Used to round off
> bolt heads. Sometimes used in the creation of
> blood-blisters.
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> BELT SANDER: An electric
> sanding tool commonly used to convert minor
> touch-up jobs into major refinishing
> jobs.
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> HACKSAW: One of a family of
> cutting tools built on the Ouija board
> principle... It transforms human energy into a
> crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to
> influence its course, the more dismal
> your future
> becomes.
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> VISE-GRIPS: Generally used
> after pliers to completely round off bolt heads. If nothing
> else is available, they can also be used to transfer
> intense welding heat to the palm of your
> hand.
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> OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used
> almost entirely for lighting various flammable
> objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for
> igniting the grease inside the wheel hub out of which
> you want
> to remove a bearing race.
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> TABLE SAW: A large
> stationary power tool commonly used to launch wood
> projectiles for testing wall
> integrity.
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> HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used
> for lowering an automobile to the ground after you
> have installed your new brake shoes , trapping the jack
> handle firmly
> under the bumper.
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> BAND SAW: A large stationary
> power saw primarily used by most shops to cut good
> aluminum sheet into smaller pieces that more easily fit into
> the trash
> can after you cut on the inside of the line
> instead of the outside edge.
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> TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for
> testing the maximum tensile strength of
> everything you forgot to disconnect.
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> PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER:
> Normally used to stab the vacuum seals under lids or shirt;
> but can also be used, as the name implies, to strip out
> Phillips
> screw heads.
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> STRAIGHT SCREWDRIVER: A tool
> for opening paint cans. Sometimes used to
> convert common slotted screws into
> non-removable screws and butchering your
> palms.
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> PRY BAR: A tool used to
> crumple the metal surrounding that clip or bracket you needed to remove in
> order to replace a 50 cent part.
>
> HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to
> make hoses too short.
>
> HAMMER: Originally employed
> as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a
> kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts
> adjacent the
> object we are trying to hit.
>
> UTILITY KNIFE: Used to open
> and slice through the contents of cardboard
> cartons delivered to your front door; works
> particularly well on contents such as seats, vinyl
> records, liquids in plastic bottles, collector
> magazines, refund
> checks, and rubber or plastic parts. Especially useful
> for
> slicing work clothes, but only while in
> use.
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> SON-OF-A-BITCH TOOL: (A
> personal favorite!) Any handy tool that you grab and throw
> across the garage while yelling 'Son of a BITCH!' at
> the top of your
> lungs. It is also, most often, the next tool
> that you will need.
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