That and any movie with Alec Baldwin in it or Meryl Streep.. Thank planet Gyron and all the Zyrons that she's retiring! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfOXhGbwdm0 On Fri, Jan 15, 2010 at 4:26 PM, sammie smith <bugcollections@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>wrote: > Watching Oprah, which I would not do, would make me want to shoot someone > else in the head. > > --- On *Fri, 1/15/10, a1992cabbygirl@xxxxxxxxxxxx < > a1992cabbygirl@xxxxxxxxxxxx>* wrote: > > > From: a1992cabbygirl@xxxxxxxxxxxx <a1992cabbygirl@xxxxxxxxxxxx> > > Subject: [tcb] Re: Fw: This Year's Darwin Award Nominees(it's Friday) > To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > Date: Friday, January 15, 2010, 3:10 PM > > > I second that. I can't stand her. > > > > -----Original Message----- > From: Eric Woodall <eric@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> > To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > Sent: Fri, Jan 15, 2010 3:06 pm > Subject: [tcb] Re: Fw: This Year's Darwin Award Nominees(it's Friday) > > Watching Oprah makes me want to shoot myself in the head. > > Julie wrote: > > The guy who shot himself in the head instead of answering the phone > > could have been watching Oprah in bed before he fell asleep which > > would not be that much different than watching Oprah while on a couch. > > > > Sent from my iPhone > > > > On Jan 15, 2010, at 2:12 PM, theresabuckner@xxxxxxx > > <http://us.mc833.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=theresabuckner@xxxxxxx> > > <mailto:theresabuckner@xxxxxxx > > <http://us.mc833.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=theresabuckner@xxxxxxx&;>> > > wrote: > > > >> You noticed none of these men hurt them selves sitting on the couch > >> , watching Opra . I am just > >> funnin > >> > >> Doug > >> > >> -----Original Message----- > >> From: Julie <julie.hey.ho.lets.go@xxxxxxxxx > >> <http://us.mc833.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=julie.hey.ho.lets.go@xxxxxxxxx> > >> <mailto:julie.hey.ho.lets.go@xxxxxxxxx > >> <http://us.mc833.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=julie.hey.ho.lets.go@xxxxxxxxx&;>>> > >> To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > >> <http://us.mc833.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> > >> <mailto:tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > >> <http://us.mc833.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx&;>> > >> <tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > >> <http://us.mc833.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> > >> <mailto:tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > >> <http://us.mc833.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx&;>>> > >> Sent: Fri, Jan 15, 2010 1:55 pm > >> Subject: [tcb] Re: Fw: This Year's Darwin Award Nominees(it's Friday) > >> > >> Funny thing how all of these nominees happen to be men. I wonder why? > >> > >> On Jan 15, 2010, at 1:07 PM, singlecabboy > >> <sealingwaxred@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > >> <http://us.mc833.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=sealingwaxred@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> > >> <mailto:sealingwaxred@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > >> <http://us.mc833.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=sealingwaxred@xxxxxxxxxxxxx&;>>> > >> wrote: > >> > >> > > >> > Paul Smith > >> > > >> > H.B.B > >> > T.C.B > >> > Transporters at the Point 7 October 8,9,and 10, 2010"Love all,trust > >> > a few,Do wrong to none" > >> > > >> > > >> > --- On Fri, 1/15/10, Winters-Jenkins <rwinters@xxxxxxx > >> > <http://us.mc833.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=rwinters@xxxxxxx> > >> <mailto:rwinters@xxxxxxx > >> <http://us.mc833.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=rwinters@xxxxxxx&;>>> wrote: > >> > > >> >> From: Winters-Jenkins <rwinters@xxxxxxx > >> >> <http://us.mc833.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=rwinters@xxxxxxx> > >> >> <mailto:rwinters@xxxxxxx > >> >> <http://us.mc833.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=rwinters@xxxxxxx&;>>> > >> >> Subject: Fw: This Year's Darwin Award Nominees > >> >> To: "Tonya" <PSafetyGypman@xxxxxxx > >> >> <http://us.mc833.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=PSafetyGypman@xxxxxxx> > >> <mailto:PSafetyGypman@xxxxxxx > >> <http://us.mc833.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=PSafetyGypman@xxxxxxx&;>>>, > >> SmallsForD@xxxxxxx > >> <http://us.mc833.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=SmallsForD@xxxxxxx> > >> <mailto:SmallsForD@xxxxxxx > >> <http://us.mc833.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=SmallsForD@xxxxxxx&;>>, >> > >> "singlecabboy" > >> <sealingwaxred@xxxxxxxxx > >> <http://us.mc833.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=sealingwaxred@xxxxxxxxx> > >> <mailto:sealingwaxred@xxxxxxxxx > >> <http://us.mc833.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=sealingwaxred@xxxxxxxxx&;>>>, > >> "shawanda > >> carter" <cartershawanda@xxxxxxxxx > >> <http://us.mc833.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=cartershawanda@xxxxxxxxx> > >> <mailto:cartershawanda@xxxxxxxxx > >> <http://us.mc833.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=cartershawanda@xxxxxxxxx&;>>>> > >> >, "richard merrell" <rlkmerrell@xxxxxxx > >> ><http://us.mc833.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=rlkmerrell@xxxxxxx> > >> <mailto:rlkmerrell@xxxxxxx > >> <http://us.mc833.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=rlkmerrell@xxxxxxx&;>>>, > >> "Michelle Lackey" <lmlackey67@xxxxxxx > >> <http://us.mc833.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=lmlackey67@xxxxxxx> > >> <mailto:lmlackey67@xxxxxxx > >> <http://us.mc833.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=lmlackey67@xxxxxxx&;>>>> >, > >> "Melody Cowger" > >> <thecowgerfamily@xxxxxxxxx > >> <http://us.mc833.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=thecowgerfamily@xxxxxxxxx> > >> <mailto:thecowgerfamily@xxxxxxxxx > >> <http://us.mc833.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=thecowgerfamily@xxxxxxxxx&;>>>, > >> "Lewis Bright" <lewishbright@xxxxxxxxx > >> <http://us.mc833.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=lewishbright@xxxxxxxxx> > >> <mailto:lewishbright@xxxxxxxxx > >> <http://us.mc833.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=lewishbright@xxxxxxxxx&;>>>> > >> >, kfschatz@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > >> <http://us.mc833.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=kfschatz@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> > >> <mailto:kfschatz@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > >> <http://us.mc833.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=kfschatz@xxxxxxxxxxxxx&;>> > >> >> Date: Friday, January 15, 2010, 12:27 PM > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> This Year's Darwin Award > >> >> Nominees > >> >> #8 > >> >> > >> >> [San Jose Mercury > >> >> News]: > >> >> An > >> >> > >> >> unidentified man using a shotgun as a club to break a > >> >> > >> >> former > >> >> girl friend's windshield, accidentally shot himself to > >> >> death when > >> >> the > >> >> gun discharged, blowing a hole in his > >> >> gut. > >> >> > >> >> #7 > >> >> > >> >> [Kalamazoo > >> >> Gazette]: > >> >> James > >> >> > >> >> Burns, 34, a mechanic from Alamo, MI, was killed in > >> >> > >> >> March as he > >> >> was trying to repair what police describe as a > >> >> "farm-type > >> >> > >> >> truck." Burns got a friend to drive the truck on > >> >> a highway > >> >> while Burns hung > >> >> underneath so that he could ascertain the > >> >> source of a troubling noise. > >> >> Burns' clothes caught on > >> >> something, however, and the other man found Burns > >> >> "wrapped in > >> >> the drive shaft." > >> >> > >> >> #6 > >> >> > >> >> [Hickory Daily > >> >> Record]: > >> >> Ken > >> >> > >> >> Charles Barger, 47, accidentally shot himself to death > >> >> > >> >> in > >> >> December in Newton, NC. Awakening to the sound of a ringing > >> >> telephone > >> >> > >> >> beside his bed, he reached for the phone but grabbed > >> >> instead a > >> >> Smith & > >> >> Wesson .38 Special, which discharged when he drew > >> >> it to his ear. [Note: > >> >> Would he have shot himself a second time > >> >> if they had called back?] > >> >> > >> >> #5 > >> >> > >> >> [UPI, > >> >> Toronto]: > >> >> Police > >> >> > >> >> said a lawyer demonstrating the safety of windows in > >> >> > >> >> a downtown > >> >> Toronto skyscraper crashed through a pane with his shoulder > >> >> and > >> >> > >> >> plunged 24 floors to his death. A police spokesman > >> >> said Garry > >> >> Hoy, 39, fell > >> >> into the courtyard of the Toronto Dominion Bank > >> >> Tower early Friday evening > >> >> as he was explaining the strength of > >> >> the buildings windows to visiting law > >> >> students. Hoy previously > >> >> has conducted demonstrations of window strength > >> >> according to > >> >> police reports. Peter Lawson, managing partner of the firm > >> >> > >> >> Holden Day Wilson, told the Toronto Sun newspaper > >> >> that Hoy was > >> >> "one of the > >> >> best and brightest" members of the 200-man > >> >> association. [Note: The remainder > >> >> of the association were > >> >> subsequently forbidden to enter tall buildings on > >> >> pain of > >> >> death.] > >> >> > >> >> #4 > >> >> > >> >> [The News of the > >> >> Weird]: > >> >> Michael > >> >> > >> >> Anderson Godwin made News of the Weird > >> >> posthumously. > >> >> He had > >> >> spent several years awaiting South Carolina's electric > >> >> chair on a > >> >> > >> >> murder conviction before having his sentence reduced > >> >> to life in > >> >> prison. > >> >> While sitting on a metal toilet in his cell > >> >> attempting > >> >> to fix his small TV > >> >> set, he bit into a wire and was > >> >> electrocuted. > >> >> > >> >> #3 > >> >> > >> >> [The Indianapolis > >> >> Star]: > >> >> A > >> >> > >> >> cigarette lighter may have triggered a fatal explosion in > >> >> > >> >> Dunkirk, IN. A Jay County man, using a cigarette > >> >> lighter to > >> >> check the barrel > >> >> of a muzzle loader, was killed Monday night > >> >> when the weapon discharged in > >> >> his face, sheriff's investigators > >> >> said. Gregory David Pryor, 19, died in his > >> >> parents' rural > >> >> Dunkirk home at about 11:30 PM. Investigators said Pryor > >> >> was > >> >> > >> >> cleaning a .54-caliber muzzle-loader that had not > >> >> been firing > >> >> properly. He > >> >> was using the lighter to look into the barrel when > >> >> the gunpowder > >> >> ignited. > >> >> #2 > >> >> > >> >> [Reuters, Mississauga, > >> >> Ontario]: > >> >> A > >> >> > >> >> man cleaning a bird feeder on the balcony of his > >> >> condominium > >> >> apartment in this Toronto suburb slipped and fell 23 > >> >> stories to > >> >> > >> >> his death. "Stefan Macko, 55, was standing on a > >> >> wheelchair when > >> >> the accident > >> >> occurred," said Inspector Darcy Honer of the > >> >> Peel > >> >> Regional Police. "It > >> >> appears that the chair moved, and he went > >> >> over the balcony," Honer said. > >> >> > >> >> #1 > >> >> > >> >> [Arkansas Democrat > >> >> Gazette]: > >> >> Two > >> >> > >> >> local men were injured when their pickup truck left the > >> >> > >> >> road > >> >> and struck a tree near Cotton Patch on State Highway 38 > >> >> early Monday. > >> >> > >> >> Woodruff County deputy Dovey Snyder reported the > >> >> accident > >> >> shortly after > >> >> midnight Monday. Thurston Poole, 33, of Des Arc, > >> >> and Billy Ray Wallis, 38, > >> >> of Little Rock, were returning to Des > >> >> Arc after a frog-catching trip. On an > >> >> overcast Sunday night, > >> >> Poole's headlights malfunctioned. > >> >> > >> >> The > >> >> > >> >> two men concluded that the headlight fuse on the > >> >> older-model > >> >> truck had burned out. As a replacement fuse was not > >> >> available, > >> >> > >> >> Wallis noticed that the .22-caliber bullets from his > >> >> pistol fit > >> >> perfectly > >> >> into the fuse holders next to the steering column. > >> >> Upon inserting the > >> >> bullet, the headlights again began to > >> >> operate properly and the two men then > >> >> proceeded toward the > >> >> White River bridge. > >> >> > >> >> After > >> >> > >> >> traveling approximately 20 miles, and just before > >> >> crossing the > >> >> river, the bullet apparently overheated, discharged and > >> >> struck > >> >> > >> >> Poole in the testicles. The vehicle swerved sharply > >> >> right, > >> >> exited the > >> >> pavement and struck a tree. Poole suffered only > >> >> minor cuts and abrasions > >> >> from the accident, but will require > >> >> extensive surgery to repair the damage > >> >> to his testicles, which > >> >> will never operate as intended. > >> >> > >> >> Wallis > >> >> > >> >> sustained a broken clavicle and was treated and > >> >> released. > >> >> "Thank God we weren't on that bridge when Thurston > >> >> shot his balls > >> >> > >> >> off, or we might be dead," stated Wallis > >> >> "I've been a trooper > >> >> for 10 years > >> >> in this part of the world, but this is a first for > >> >> me. I can't believe that > >> >> those two would admit how this > >> >> accident happened," said Snyder. > >> >> > >> >> Upon > >> >> > >> >> being notified of the wreck, Poole's loving wife, > >> >> > >> >> Lavinia, > >> >> asked how many frogs the boys had caught and "Did > >> >> anyone remember > >> >> > >> >> to get them from the truck?" > >> >> > >> >> Although > >> >> > >> >> Poole and Wallis did not actually die as a result > >> >> of their > >> >> misadventure (as is normally required by Darwin Award > >> >> Official > >> >> > >> >> Rules), it can be argued that Poole did, in fact, > >> >> effectively > >> >> remove himself > >> >> from the gene > >> >> pool. > >> >> > >> >> > >> > > >> > > > > -- My Email Moniker http://www.findinternettv.com/Video,item,1570570433.aspx