[tcb] Re: Fw: This Year's Darwin Award Nominees(it's Friday)

  • From: "w.wood" <evil.scientist.boo@xxxxxxxxx>
  • To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Fri, 15 Jan 2010 19:45:53 -0600

That and any movie with Alec Baldwin in it or Meryl Streep..  Thank planet
Gyron  and all the Zyrons that she's retiring!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfOXhGbwdm0





On Fri, Jan 15, 2010 at 4:26 PM, sammie smith
<bugcollections@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>wrote:

> Watching Oprah, which I would not do, would make me want to shoot someone
> else in the head.
>
> --- On *Fri, 1/15/10, a1992cabbygirl@xxxxxxxxxxxx <
> a1992cabbygirl@xxxxxxxxxxxx>* wrote:
>
>
> From: a1992cabbygirl@xxxxxxxxxxxx <a1992cabbygirl@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
>
> Subject: [tcb] Re: Fw: This Year's Darwin Award Nominees(it's Friday)
> To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Date: Friday, January 15, 2010, 3:10 PM
>
>
> I second that.  I can't stand her.
>
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Eric Woodall <eric@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Sent: Fri, Jan 15, 2010 3:06 pm
> Subject: [tcb] Re: Fw: This Year's Darwin Award Nominees(it's Friday)
>
> Watching Oprah makes me want to shoot myself in the head.
>
> Julie wrote:
> > The guy who shot himself in the head instead of answering the phone
> > could have been watching Oprah in bed before he fell asleep which
> > would not be that much different than watching Oprah while on a couch.
> >
> > Sent from my iPhone
> >
> > On Jan 15, 2010, at 2:12 PM, theresabuckner@xxxxxxx 
> > <http://us.mc833.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=theresabuckner@xxxxxxx>
> > <mailto:theresabuckner@xxxxxxx 
> > <http://us.mc833.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=theresabuckner@xxxxxxx&;>> 
> > wrote:
> >
> >>  You noticed none of these men hurt them selves sitting on the couch
> >> , watching Opra .                                        I am just
> >> funnin
> >>
> >> Doug
> >>
> >> -----Original Message-----
> >> From: Julie <julie.hey.ho.lets.go@xxxxxxxxx 
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> >> <mailto:tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx 
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> >> Sent: Fri, Jan 15, 2010 1:55 pm
> >> Subject: [tcb] Re: Fw: This Year's Darwin Award Nominees(it's Friday)
> >>
> >> Funny thing how all of these nominees happen to be men. I wonder why?
> >>
> >> On Jan 15, 2010, at 1:07 PM, singlecabboy
> >> <sealingwaxred@xxxxxxxxxxxxx 
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> >> <http://us.mc833.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=sealingwaxred@xxxxxxxxxxxxx&;>>>
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >> >
> >> > Paul Smith
> >> >
> >> > H.B.B
> >> > T.C.B
> >> > Transporters at the Point 7 October 8,9,and 10, 2010"Love all,trust
> >> > a few,Do wrong to none"
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > --- On Fri, 1/15/10, Winters-Jenkins <rwinters@xxxxxxx 
> >> > <http://us.mc833.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=rwinters@xxxxxxx>
> >> <mailto:rwinters@xxxxxxx 
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> >> >
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> >> >> <mailto:rwinters@xxxxxxx 
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> >> >> Subject: Fw: This Year's Darwin Award Nominees
> >> >> To: "Tonya" <PSafetyGypman@xxxxxxx 
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> >> >> Date: Friday, January 15, 2010, 12:27 PM
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> This Year's Darwin Award
> >> >> Nominees
> >> >> #8
> >> >>
> >> >> [San Jose Mercury
> >> >> News]:
> >> >> An
> >> >>
> >> >> unidentified man using a shotgun as a club to break a
> >> >>
> >> >> former
> >> >> girl friend's windshield, accidentally shot himself to
> >> >> death when
> >> >> the
> >> >> gun discharged, blowing a hole in his
> >> >> gut.
> >> >>
> >> >> #7
> >> >>
> >> >> [Kalamazoo
> >> >> Gazette]:
> >> >> James
> >> >>
> >> >> Burns, 34, a mechanic from Alamo, MI, was killed in
> >> >>
> >> >> March as he
> >> >> was trying to repair what police describe as a
> >> >> "farm-type
> >> >>
> >> >> truck." Burns got a friend to drive the truck on
> >> >> a highway
> >> >> while Burns hung
> >> >> underneath so that he could ascertain the
> >> >> source of a troubling noise.
> >> >> Burns' clothes caught on
> >> >> something, however, and the other man found Burns
> >> >> "wrapped in
> >> >> the drive shaft."
> >> >>
> >> >> #6
> >> >>
> >> >> [Hickory Daily
> >> >> Record]:
> >> >> Ken
> >> >>
> >> >> Charles Barger, 47, accidentally shot himself to death
> >> >>
> >> >> in
> >> >> December in Newton, NC. Awakening to the sound of a ringing
> >> >> telephone
> >> >>
> >> >> beside his bed, he reached for the phone but grabbed
> >> >> instead a
> >> >> Smith &
> >> >> Wesson .38 Special, which discharged when he drew
> >> >> it to his ear. [Note:
> >> >> Would he have shot himself a second time
> >> >> if they had called back?]
> >> >>
> >> >> #5
> >> >>
> >> >> [UPI,
> >> >> Toronto]:
> >> >> Police
> >> >>
> >> >> said a lawyer demonstrating the safety of windows in
> >> >>
> >> >> a downtown
> >> >> Toronto skyscraper crashed through a pane with his shoulder
> >> >> and
> >> >>
> >> >> plunged 24 floors to his death. A police spokesman
> >> >> said Garry
> >> >> Hoy, 39, fell
> >> >> into the courtyard of the Toronto Dominion Bank
> >> >> Tower early Friday evening
> >> >> as he was explaining the strength of
> >> >> the buildings windows to visiting law
> >> >> students. Hoy previously
> >> >> has conducted demonstrations of window strength
> >> >> according to
> >> >> police reports. Peter Lawson, managing partner of the firm
> >> >>
> >> >> Holden Day Wilson, told the Toronto Sun newspaper
> >> >> that Hoy was
> >> >> "one of the
> >> >> best and brightest" members of the 200-man
> >> >> association. [Note: The remainder
> >> >> of the association were
> >> >> subsequently forbidden to enter tall buildings on
> >> >> pain of
> >> >> death.]
> >> >>
> >> >> #4
> >> >>
> >> >> [The News of the
> >> >> Weird]:
> >> >> Michael
> >> >>
> >> >> Anderson Godwin made News of the Weird
> >> >> posthumously.
> >> >> He had
> >> >> spent several years awaiting South Carolina's electric
> >> >> chair on a
> >> >>
> >> >> murder conviction before having his sentence reduced
> >> >> to life in
> >> >> prison.
> >> >> While sitting on a metal toilet in his cell
> >> >> attempting
> >> >> to fix his small TV
> >> >> set, he bit into a wire and was
> >> >> electrocuted.
> >> >>
> >> >> #3
> >> >>
> >> >> [The Indianapolis
> >> >> Star]:
> >> >> A
> >> >>
> >> >> cigarette lighter may have triggered a fatal explosion in
> >> >>
> >> >> Dunkirk, IN. A Jay County man, using a cigarette
> >> >> lighter to
> >> >> check the barrel
> >> >> of a muzzle loader, was killed Monday night
> >> >> when the weapon discharged in
> >> >> his face, sheriff's investigators
> >> >> said. Gregory David Pryor, 19, died in his
> >> >> parents' rural
> >> >> Dunkirk home at about 11:30 PM. Investigators said Pryor
> >> >> was
> >> >>
> >> >> cleaning a .54-caliber muzzle-loader that had not
> >> >> been firing
> >> >> properly. He
> >> >> was using the lighter to look into the barrel when
> >> >> the gunpowder
> >> >> ignited.
> >> >> #2
> >> >>
> >> >> [Reuters, Mississauga,
> >> >> Ontario]:
> >> >> A
> >> >>
> >> >> man cleaning a bird feeder on the balcony of his
> >> >> condominium
> >> >> apartment in this Toronto suburb slipped and fell 23
> >> >> stories to
> >> >>
> >> >> his death. "Stefan Macko, 55, was standing on a
> >> >> wheelchair when
> >> >> the accident
> >> >> occurred," said Inspector Darcy Honer of the
> >> >> Peel
> >> >> Regional Police. "It
> >> >> appears that the chair moved, and he went
> >> >> over the balcony," Honer said.
> >> >>
> >> >> #1
> >> >>
> >> >> [Arkansas Democrat
> >> >> Gazette]:
> >> >> Two
> >> >>
> >> >> local men were injured when their pickup truck left the
> >> >>
> >> >> road
> >> >> and struck a tree near Cotton Patch on State Highway 38
> >> >> early Monday.
> >> >>
> >> >> Woodruff County deputy Dovey Snyder reported the
> >> >> accident
> >> >> shortly after
> >> >> midnight Monday. Thurston Poole, 33, of Des Arc,
> >> >> and Billy Ray Wallis, 38,
> >> >> of Little Rock, were returning to Des
> >> >> Arc after a frog-catching trip. On an
> >> >> overcast Sunday night,
> >> >> Poole's headlights malfunctioned.
> >> >>
> >> >> The
> >> >>
> >> >> two men concluded that the headlight fuse on the
> >> >> older-model
> >> >> truck had burned out. As a replacement fuse was not
> >> >> available,
> >> >>
> >> >> Wallis noticed that the .22-caliber bullets from his
> >> >> pistol fit
> >> >> perfectly
> >> >> into the fuse holders next to the steering column.
> >> >> Upon inserting the
> >> >> bullet, the headlights again began to
> >> >> operate properly and the two men then
> >> >> proceeded toward the
> >> >> White River bridge.
> >> >>
> >> >> After
> >> >>
> >> >> traveling approximately 20 miles, and just before
> >> >> crossing the
> >> >> river, the bullet apparently overheated, discharged and
> >> >> struck
> >> >>
> >> >> Poole in the testicles. The vehicle swerved sharply
> >> >> right,
> >> >> exited the
> >> >> pavement and struck a tree. Poole suffered only
> >> >> minor cuts and abrasions
> >> >> from the accident, but will require
> >> >> extensive surgery to repair the damage
> >> >> to his testicles, which
> >> >> will never operate as intended.
> >> >>
> >> >> Wallis
> >> >>
> >> >> sustained a broken clavicle and was treated and
> >> >> released.
> >> >> "Thank God we weren't on that bridge when Thurston
> >> >> shot his balls
> >> >>
> >> >> off, or we might be dead," stated Wallis
> >> >> "I've been a trooper
> >> >> for 10 years
> >> >> in this part of the world, but this is a first for
> >> >> me. I can't believe that
> >> >> those two would admit how this
> >> >> accident happened," said Snyder.
> >> >>
> >> >> Upon
> >> >>
> >> >> being notified of the wreck, Poole's loving wife,
> >> >>
> >> >> Lavinia,
> >> >> asked how many frogs the boys had caught and "Did
> >> >> anyone remember
> >> >>
> >> >> to get them from the truck?"
> >> >>
> >> >> Although
> >> >>
> >> >> Poole and Wallis did not actually die as a result
> >> >> of their
> >> >> misadventure (as is normally required by Darwin Award
> >> >> Official
> >> >>
> >> >> Rules), it can be argued that Poole did, in fact,
> >> >> effectively
> >> >> remove himself
> >> >> from the gene
> >> >> pool.
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >
> >>
>
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