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From: sammie smith <bugcollections@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Reply-To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [tcb] Re: Friday websites & a Joke Date: Fri, 16 Feb 2007 10:34:03 -0800 (PST)Old (very old) Boyce House (distant relative) joke book Texas Brags had a story bout an old Arkansas hillbilly who saw his very first car ever; a model T Ford being driven up the mountain, told Ma that was a horrible looking beast, to get his gun. Same story; after several shots the car was still running, Ma says I don't think you got em, naw but I sure made him turn that man aloose. Not many new jokes written; just rewrites of old stories. Boyce House books date from the 20' and 30's.And what does this have to do with busses: Well I think someone should volunteer to hang glide off of Denis's cliff during psychoblooie and drop fireworks from the air. Denis. any takers?----- Original Message ---- From: Katrina <k.d.martin@xxxxxxx> To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Sent: Friday, February 16, 2007 10:40:43 AM Subject: [tcb] Friday websites & a Joke Redneck hot-tub http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1854/275/1600/redneck%204.jpg Miniture City. It's just amazing! http://static.iftk.com.br/mt/2007/02/complete_mini_city.html VW Ball Car thingy(probabely old news) http://thrillingwonder.blogspot.com/2007/02/vw-bus-ball-and-other-rolling-art.html Wildlife rehabilitation humor http://www.tc.umn.edu/~devo0028/humor.htm Daspark Hotel http://www.dasparkhotel.net/index.php?lang=EN Largest drain hole ever! http://fogonazos.blogspot.com/2007/02/largest-drain-hole-ever.html Joke: Bubba Goes Hang-Gliding Back in the Ozarks, you don't see too many people hang-gliding, but Bubba decided to save up and get a hang-glider. He takes it to the highest mountain, and after struggling to the top, he gets ready totake flight. He takes off running and reaches the edge--and into the wind hegoes! Meanwhile, Maw and Paw Hite were sittin' on the porch swing talkin' about the good ol' days when Maw spots the biggest bird she had ever seen! "Look at the size of that bird, Paw!" she exclaims. Paw straightens up and says, "Git my gun, Maw." She runs into the house and brings out his pump shotgun. He takes careful aim. BANG...BANG.....BANG.....BANG! The monster-size bird continues to sail silently over the tree tops. "I think ya missed him, Paw," she says. "Yeah," he replies, "but at least he let go of Bubba!" Katrina & Dan Martin 71'bus "Homer" http://web.mac.com/danandkatrinamartin/ http://ical.mac.com/danandkatrinamartin/Volks32Shows
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