[tcb] Re: Back in Arkansas

  • From: "Sharon" <iluvvws@xxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: <tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Tue, 26 Apr 2005 20:41:54 -0500

We weren't on there either Denis and we didn't win anything but now we all 
are, we are on the very end though.


----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Denis Dodson" <coocoo@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: <tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Tuesday, April 26, 2005 4:11 PM
Subject: [tcb] Back in Arkansas


> Well, I am back in Arkansas. When I left the leaves were growing but
> everything still had a greyness to it, but now it is deep fresh green and
> the lake is blue. It is 60 degrees with a slight breeze.
>
> It took me 2 days to get home because I am old and don't drive past the
> sunset, so the trip home included two grueling nights of room service,
> indoor pools, Jacuzzis and in-room movies. And you all know how it feels 
> to
> get grueled. "Alexander" was terrible.
>
> I am not going to anymore shows. I didn't win crap. Well, I may have won
> crap, no, no I didn't even win crap. I told Steve how unhappy I was and he
> asked me to tell him what about the show that I didn't like so that he 
> could
> be sure to do it again. See, I am the Rodney Dangerfield of car shows, no
> respect. No respect at all. I don't know what I have to do. Put a live 
> band
> inside? Light the bus on fire during the judging? Stick five dollar bills
> all over it? Until there is a category for Best Foam Engine or Best Big 
> Foam
> Monsterhead I will be out of luck. The last award I won was at the Austin
> AirCoolers drunkfest and that was because everyone there was hammered.
>
> I am so upset I might have to go to a psyki...a spych...a head doctor, and 
> I
> can hear you all right now laughing and pointing your crooked little 
> fingers
> at the computer screens, saying that I'm nuts or something and saying that
> that I should get my head examined, well they can look all they want and 
> you
> know what they're gonna find? Nothing! So there.
>
> When I think of all the hours I spent burning my hands with the glue gun 
> and
> getting paint out of my hair and all the staples in my neck and the
> razorblade cuts and the trips to the Emergency room, not even to mention
> that thing with the police and animal control. I gotta wonder if it was
> really worth it.
>
> And what is the deal with Paul? Why is he so popular? Lots of people have
> nice busses but everyone clapped and cheered when he won his award. How 
> can
> the guy be so friggin' nice? I happen to know that he started life as a
> woman and had to change identity to escape the law after being caught
> running a pyramid scheme involving  Emu oil futures and conterfiet Cabbage
> Patch Dolls made in Bangladesh and filled with kerosine soaked rags. I 
> have
> "before" pics of Paul that definately look like him (her) if you squint 
> with
> one eye and look at them in dim light wearing special glasses that you can
> only get through the internet and that the Government doesn't want you to
> know about..
>
> And now I look at the website for the show and MY BUS ISN'T EVEN ON THERE.
>
> That's it. I am starting my own car show where I will win all the awards.
> And the trophies will be real big and be made out of diamonds. So there.
>
>
>
>
> 


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