We weren't on there either Denis and we didn't win anything but now we all are, we are on the very end though. ----- Original Message ----- From: "Denis Dodson" <coocoo@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> To: <tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Sent: Tuesday, April 26, 2005 4:11 PM Subject: [tcb] Back in Arkansas > Well, I am back in Arkansas. When I left the leaves were growing but > everything still had a greyness to it, but now it is deep fresh green and > the lake is blue. It is 60 degrees with a slight breeze. > > It took me 2 days to get home because I am old and don't drive past the > sunset, so the trip home included two grueling nights of room service, > indoor pools, Jacuzzis and in-room movies. And you all know how it feels > to > get grueled. "Alexander" was terrible. > > I am not going to anymore shows. I didn't win crap. Well, I may have won > crap, no, no I didn't even win crap. I told Steve how unhappy I was and he > asked me to tell him what about the show that I didn't like so that he > could > be sure to do it again. See, I am the Rodney Dangerfield of car shows, no > respect. No respect at all. I don't know what I have to do. Put a live > band > inside? Light the bus on fire during the judging? Stick five dollar bills > all over it? Until there is a category for Best Foam Engine or Best Big > Foam > Monsterhead I will be out of luck. The last award I won was at the Austin > AirCoolers drunkfest and that was because everyone there was hammered. > > I am so upset I might have to go to a psyki...a spych...a head doctor, and > I > can hear you all right now laughing and pointing your crooked little > fingers > at the computer screens, saying that I'm nuts or something and saying that > that I should get my head examined, well they can look all they want and > you > know what they're gonna find? Nothing! So there. > > When I think of all the hours I spent burning my hands with the glue gun > and > getting paint out of my hair and all the staples in my neck and the > razorblade cuts and the trips to the Emergency room, not even to mention > that thing with the police and animal control. I gotta wonder if it was > really worth it. > > And what is the deal with Paul? Why is he so popular? Lots of people have > nice busses but everyone clapped and cheered when he won his award. How > can > the guy be so friggin' nice? I happen to know that he started life as a > woman and had to change identity to escape the law after being caught > running a pyramid scheme involving Emu oil futures and conterfiet Cabbage > Patch Dolls made in Bangladesh and filled with kerosine soaked rags. I > have > "before" pics of Paul that definately look like him (her) if you squint > with > one eye and look at them in dim light wearing special glasses that you can > only get through the internet and that the Government doesn't want you to > know about.. > > And now I look at the website for the show and MY BUS ISN'T EVEN ON THERE. > > That's it. I am starting my own car show where I will win all the awards. > And the trophies will be real big and be made out of diamonds. So there. > > > > >