[tcb] Adan's joke!
- From: KatrinaMartin@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
- To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Fri, 12 May 2006 13:01:23 -0500
Subject: Kemo and Tonto
The Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped in the desert for the night. After they got
their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto
wakes the Lone Ranger and
says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I
see millions of stars." "What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it
tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be
approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it's evident
the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically ,
it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"
Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber than buffalo
chips. It means someone stole tent."
Katrina & Dan Martin
71'bus "Homer"
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