Then, why exactly are ya here? Its not a bad place, beats the heck outta detroit! Just ask the former mayor...wait a minute, he may not be the best person to ask! ;) --- On Thu, 3/10/11, kelly dosch <kellydosch@xxxxxxxxx> wrote: From: kelly dosch <kellydosch@xxxxxxxxx> Subject: [tcb] Re: A Formal Apology To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Date: Thursday, March 10, 2011, 10:27 AM ACK! Bite your tongue. I will never be a Texan. I don't live here, I've just been passing through for 3 years. --- On Wed, 3/9/11, Denis Dodson <coocoo@xxxxxxx> wrote: From: Denis Dodson <coocoo@xxxxxxx> Subject: [tcb] Re: A Formal Apology To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Date: Wednesday, March 9, 2011, 10:59 PM She also has a persecution complex. I think that if you live in Texas, you’re a Texan. And she makes a damn fine cobbler. If she loves you, she’ll make you crepes. From: tcb-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:tcb-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Mike Hayes Sent: Wednesday, March 09, 2011 9:56 PM To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [tcb] Re: A Formal Apology Wait a minute I'm not from Texas either. And I would never be mad at the Cookie/Cobbler Lady! . On 3/9/2011 9:53 PM, Julie wrote: Ah great, now you are all pissed at me and not at Kelly. Oh well, I deserve it. On Mar 9, 2011, at 9:48 PM, "Denis Dodson" <coocoo@xxxxxxx> wrote: She gets mad if you call her a Yankee, but she says she’s not a Texan. What the hell? From: tcb-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:tcb-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Julie Sent: Wednesday, March 09, 2011 9:40 PM To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [tcb] Re: A Formal Apology Here you go again Kelly! I am not a Texan! Gee whiz, watch what you call people! On Mar 9, 2011, at 9:33 PM, kelly dosch <kellydosch@xxxxxxxxx> wrote: Thanks Mike. But I'm the new guy. Nobody loves me yet. I have to tread gently around that delicate Texan pride. At least now you know what to get the kid for his birthday! Imagine how his eyes will light up for a whole big box of Twinkies! --- On Wed, 3/9/11, Mike Hayes <mike@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: From: Mike Hayes <mike@xxxxxxxxxxxx> Subject: [tcb] Re: A Formal Apology To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Date: Wednesday, March 9, 2011, 10:21 PM Ya Ya Ya while you guys are are trying to decide who was the biggest camping wimp I have a real problem! My grandson came over and left his Twinkie here. I figured he would forget about it so I ATE IT! Well he came back over today and wanted to know where his Twinkie was. I told him the dogs ate it but, he didn't believe me. Then I told him my wife ate it still no go. Now I'm on the hook for a twinkie before he comes over again. I knew eating that Twinkie would bring nothing but pain. .Kelly I wouldn't worry too much everytime I drunk dial I piss off half the people I know but they still love me. . On 3/9/2011 8:58 PM, kelly dosch wrote: Ok, dang. My little paragraph of teasing went over like a lead balloon. Had I known all of you would take it so seriously and be so offended as to want to "kick my ass" or write "silver tongued" rebukes I would never have made fun of your constitutions in such a cavalier manner. I now see that we are a very serious group and that teasing or even joking of any kind is done at one's own peril. In the future, I will do my best to refrain from any further joking at the expense of anybody's pride. My most sincere apologies to all of you whom I wounded with my scalding remarks. It was only meant in jest, but I promise I will try to keep my jesting to myself from now on.